The Monkey's Paw Game - Page 6 - The Five-Minute Forums

Hotaru · #**101** 03-07-2005, 04:15 AM

There is a 5MV convention, but Zeke decides to hold it "soon".

I wish my car door wasn't broken.

NeoMatrix · #**102** 03-07-2005, 05:16 AM

It will be fixed soon, but your mechanic is Zeke.

I wish for absolutely nothing

Opium · #**103** 03-07-2005, 06:04 AM

You get nothing. Ever again. You end up not being able to get anything at all, except week-old Tim Horten's Nanaimo bars.

I wish my parents would get a better second car...possibly one that didn't stall.

Alexia · #**104** 03-07-2005, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opium

You have Photoshop, but it is so good you spend all your time on it, and eventually never leave your home and end up like Howard Hughes only without the money.

That pretty much describes how I am now :wink:

You get a better car, but you crash it pulling out of the driveway and totally right it off.

I wish weekends were 5 days.

Opium · #**105** 03-07-2005, 08:21 AM

Weekends are 5 days, but weeks are now 365 days long.

I wish I could rent videos and DVD's for free.

Flixibixi · #**106** 03-07-2005, 11:43 AM

Done, but the only entertainment devices you have are a VCD player and a Betamax VCR.

I wish I owned a Nintendo DS.

Opium · #**107** 03-07-2005, 12:20 PM

You own a Nintendo DS, but only have Original Nintendo games.

I wish I had a CD player in my car.

Chancellor Valium · #**108** 03-07-2005, 01:41 PM

You have a CD player in your car, but you accidentally traded it for the wheels.....

I wish I didn't have to wish......

Xeroc · #**109** 03-08-2005, 02:02 AM

You don't have to! But then you don't ever get anything!

I wish my antivirus software was perfect and invulnerable to viruses and spyware!

richardson · #**110** 03-08-2005, 02:36 AM

Now you can't access the internet at all, because there is spyware everywhere.

I wish my computer didn't crash, explode, die horribly, get a virus, stop letting me play games, slow down, uber overclock, break down, ect, ect, not even get the slightest software glitch despite staying up to date and being used constantly for gaming. THe latest games that is.

The perfect wish, at long last.

Opium · #**111** 03-08-2005, 02:45 AM

You have the perfect computer, but trip over a cord, and pour pop all over it, thereby shorting it out and ruining it.

I wish my cell phone was a camera cell phone.

richardson · #**112** 03-08-2005, 02:47 AM

It is, but you get arrested for having a camera in a restricted zone of area 51.

I wish I could get on the premisises of area 51.

Opium · #**113** 03-08-2005, 03:00 AM

You get into Area 51, but Quark is still there.

I wish everyone got my DS9 references.

Chancellor Valium · #**114** 03-08-2005, 10:50 AM

Everyone does, but they try to ignore you in the hope that you'll stop.

I wish I wasn't so tactless......

richardson · #**115** 03-08-2005, 09:01 PM

You're turned into a lawyer.

I wish I could get my head cleared of lawyers.

Chancellor Valium · #**116** 03-08-2005, 09:18 PM

you get your head clear of lawyers but as a result are forever indebted to ME!

I wish I wasn't so obsessed with turning richardson :roll:

richardson · #**117** 03-08-2005, 09:34 PM

You become obsessed with joining my side now. Join the foxies, Valium. it is your DESTINY!

I wish I could convert chancelor valium to my side of the force, the fox side.

NeoMatrix · #**118** 03-09-2005, 03:38 AM

You do, but then everyone votes for him to be the leader

I wish I knew what women were thinking

Opium · #**119** 03-09-2005, 10:24 AM

You know what women are thinking.

I wish I knew why some people take silly jesting and turn into really rude insults.

Chancellor Valium · #**120** 03-09-2005, 10:50 AM

You find out, but then decide that it sounds fun, and start doing it yourself!

I wish richardson would give up the fox side: richardson, join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as CEOs