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10-31-2007, 02:00 AM
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10-31-2007, 03:23 AM
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Thanks.
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#103
10-31-2007, 02:36 PM
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We need an exploding aardvark smiley.
Just sayin'.
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#104
10-31-2007, 03:49 PM
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Ah, the next big forum war: "Smilies we should be able to use."
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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#105
05-29-2008, 07:51 PM
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Still looking forward to when we get this show on the road.
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#106
05-30-2008, 06:23 AM
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You and, apparently, the spambots.
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#107
05-30-2008, 02:23 PM
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Hopefully they can calm down and come back with some ideas that are actually, y'know, funny. And relevant.
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#108
05-30-2008, 07:45 PM
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No, no mechanical fivists! The horror! I'm reminded of a Dave Barry gag about the Japanese (supposedly) analyzing old Woody Allen movies in an attempt to learn how to export cheap, reliable humor to America and putting our comedians out on the streets. (Paraphrased quote) "It'd be horrible. Innocent people could get hit by pies. I don't want my child to grow up in a world like that. Not with the high cost of dry cleaning."
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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#109
05-30-2008, 10:27 PM
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Well, you know, some of us are still just hoping that the war will be over by Christmas.
(It's late, and I have no idea what the hell that means. I also don't care that much. Did I mention it's late?)
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05-31-2008, 12:11 AM
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Late, as in the late PointyHairedJedi. It's a sort of threat, you see. I'm not very good at them, but I'm told they can be particularly effective...
(Starts to whistle and amble off...) Hey, where'd this arrow in my butt come from? STELLA!
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05-31-2008, 09:10 PM
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Hmm. Well, as long as you stay the heck away from my reactor exhaust port, I figure I'm safe.
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05-31-2008, 09:42 PM
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I'd so much like to make a joke along the rear exhaust port/butt line, but that's too crude for me. Just picture it in your own mind, okay?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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06-03-2008, 06:56 PM
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I'd so much like to make a joke along the Tarkin Doctrine/butt line, but I can't think of any. Just picture it in your own mind, okay?
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#114
06-03-2008, 07:46 PM
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Did CV just parody me? Whoa. Now if that's not a sign of the Apocalypse, I don't know what is...
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06-05-2008, 11:36 AM
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Well, know you know you're somebody, eh?
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#116
06-08-2008, 09:31 PM
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Hey, lets get this rolling again. I see Independence Day won, so lets start. Also, post more Voyager fivers!
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06-08-2008, 11:33 PM
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Re: The comver:
Zeke still has to make the official newspost and create a Block One thread (and resurrect the site twice (double zombie) back to it's normal state before we can proceed. Re: Posting more fivers: Zeke's job. E-mail him, don't complain in the forum or you'll just make him madder. Oh, and e-mail ONCE per person. He already knows that the regulars are getting antsy, more than one e-mail is just going to make him hate the fiving community as a whole. To sum up: (In all politeness) Be quiet and behave. Unless you happen to have a few dozen grand lying around to bribe Zeke with, of course. 
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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#118
06-09-2008, 02:52 AM
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Uh, Nate? That realaly isn't a model of tact in itself, you know.
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#119
06-09-2008, 09:16 AM
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What would you suggest, CV? I'm running out of polite ways to say this stuff. If someone knows how to sticky threads perhaps we need a "read this first" thread like other forums have to explain this stuff in a more polite way.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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#120
06-10-2008, 09:44 PM
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I've heard worse ideas, actually.
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