Answer --> Question game

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can I still vote which people are going to die?

A: I went there this morning, but they said I was too early, so I waited an hour before I tried again, and than they told me I was too late.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, were you in time to see them stone Wesley Crusher to death?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's glucoNEOgenesis for a reason, dude![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So let me get this straight. You think you can destroy the matrix by making sugar?

A: You mean like the revolution of Andorra?[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean, you've never heard of the Industrial Revolution? I mean, it was, like, this great big... big... REVOLUTION!


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I think I am about to kill someone. And that someone looks like you.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You look awful today. Anyway, I have a new shirt. What do you think?

A: That's like, Italy and France trying to take over the world. After three days, Italy switches sides and a day later France is defeated.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hmm. I think I'm going to club together with this evil monkey to take over this forum. What do you think?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] But Italians do it better.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you want some French Fries?



A: Something or other, I guess, maybe. Yah know?[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How inarticulate can you be?

A: The reason you never hear about Italian war heroes is because there aren't any.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick! I need an insulting sterotype for my Tribute to Klinger on M*A*S*H*.



A: Marilyn Mason, we dont have any today.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hello, is this Clone-O-Matic? Yeah, I'm calling to order a boyfriend for my daughter? Yeah? Do you have Marilyn Manson in stock?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you think Saddam was lying when he said Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction?

A: There is nothing wrong with... Wait, that doesn't go there, it goes [iost_uid0]there[/iost_uid0]... As I was saying... Hey you! Yes, you. Bring that machine back here. I have to inspect it before you put it wherever you're going to leave it behind... What I'm trying to say is, I got everything under controll.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, Mr. Tucker... I assume you've got everything in Engineering under control?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] There's not enough time![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You seem to be in a hurry, commander. That is completely unnecessary. Could I have a word with you? I promise it will only take a minute.

A: There once was a princess who was killed by this dragon. That's all I know.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, Chakotay, I'm bored. Tell me a bedtime story.


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] There will be no white flag above my door![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Im going to rock your house so much with my shuttle, that you are going to surrender.

A: Tonight in the mess hall: Bingo Night, followed by Monopoly[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I heard Quark Snyder is planning our activities for the night...



A: And then OJake ate a can of Everyflavour Beans!

((dont you love it when threads collide? ))[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I heard there was a time when there was nothing wrong with the Group Adaptive Story.

A: Could you please put me down now?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I understand Porthos has been stuck in boxes, used in innumerable chilli jokes, and even been used as a cheap peeing plot device. So Mayweather, what do you say about jokes aimed at you?



A: Chilli will not be tolerated until midnight, and then only in the moonlight.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What kind of measures are you planning to take against animal jokes?

A: But he is the only one on Enterprise who knows Morse. I'm telling you, we need him.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, the Vulcans would only like to show Porthos the peaceful, higher existense all mammals, even Tucker, want!



A: The scapegoat is aways a redshirt, or that person you mentioned.[/colorost_uid0]