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08-22-2003, 06:38 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#1082
08-22-2003, 06:43 AM
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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#1084
08-22-2003, 09:36 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#1086
08-23-2003, 05:10 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Computer..I..need...you...to...target....Khaaaaaaa annnnnn!A: Computer: You are Captain Janeway. You are on the starship Voyager, not Enterprise. BTW, you are also lost somewhere in the Delta Quadrant.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1087
08-23-2003, 11:59 PM
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#1088
08-24-2003, 12:12 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Have you heard about the dog that blew up the zoo by barking at a monkey?A: John Sheridan to the rescue![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-24-2003, 11:28 PM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#1090
08-25-2003, 02:51 AM
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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#1091
08-25-2003, 03:42 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Is the High Priest an Omian?A: Dancing space potatoes? You bet.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1092
08-25-2003, 04:18 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Quick, I need some dancing space potatoes. Can you get me some?A: Captain, I believe we found 3CPO and R2D2. Would you like me to get Engineering to activate them?[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1093
08-25-2003, 11:20 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What was the scrap metal we just beamed aboard?A: To boldly fly where no fly has flown before. Btw, what's 3CPO?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1094
08-25-2003, 11:49 PM
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#1095
08-25-2003, 11:55 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. Want. To see my. Shatner. Impression?A. You found [i ost_uid0]what[/iost_uid0]? And you [iost_uid0]brought it aboard?[/iost_uid0] Captain to all hands: prepare to abandon ship![/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#1096
08-26-2003, 12:01 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain, I found a self-replicating copy of [iost_uid0]My Heart Will Go On[/iost_uid0] buried beneath the remains of this ancient civilization! Where do you want me to put it?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Tron![/colorost_uid0]
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08-26-2003, 02:02 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What did Sa'ar catch the last 15 minutes of the other night?A: It was at the tip of my brain...[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1099
08-26-2003, 06:21 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: ...and she was my most distant cousin on my father's side. Now, on my mother's side...A: Soon to be a major religion.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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08-26-2003, 07:06 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Sir, I've noticed that you've entered "Ivanova Worship" under "Religious Preference" in this form. What, exactly, is that?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] And away she goes![/colorost_uid0]
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