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10) Every time he leaps out of bed in the morning, *WHACK*, and it's off to hospital again....
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9) Undergarment streching. What do you think happens when he drops back down to normal Mario?
8) Boswer. Seems like he has a new plan to take over the world every hour or so.
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7) He can't go out in the garden with Princess anymore. Every time he sees a mushroom, he panics and starts attacking things.
6) Yoshi keeps laying eggs all over the house 5) Plumbing works great, but he keeps forgetting to pay the water bill 4) Luigi is a sloppy roommate |
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3) He gets smacked, beat up, burned, squashed, etc. Every day. 'tis the life of the most popular video game hero.
2) Bad breath. (Where do you think he gets those fireballs from?) And, the number one problem Mario faces on a daily basis: 1) Pirana plants biting his face off whenever he tries to do his job, whether that be plumbing or rescuing the princess at the time. Next, Link's Top 10 Annoyances
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You're not supposed to post in your own list! :twisted: Oh well...too late now.
Who's Link?
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Zelda Link. Only one that I have ever heard of.
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10)People calling him 'Zelda' by mistake
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9: People thinking he is that guy from The Matrix
8: He hates it when the dryer shrinks his hat 7: That music that follows him around when he goes on an adventure |
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6) Controlling himself through astral projection...It get's a bit irritating...y'know?
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5. Having to ride Epona without a sadle
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