Top Ten Signs You've Been Hanging Around 5MV Too L - ong. C'mon, everybody have a go. S'fun

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Man, I found this topic a little too late. Oh well.

-46. You believe your version of the fiver would have been much better

-47. You base your friends on whether or not they believe in the same star trek relationship as you, like J/Cers

-48. You refer to Technobabble whenever you are dealing with a technology problem that is over your head.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-49. You read war propaganda promising victory "soon" and don't believe it.

-49a. The reason for this is not cynicism.[/colorost_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-50: You are proud to be the fiftyest of anything, because 50 is a multiple of 5.

EDIT: Is "fiftyest" a word?[/colorost_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ooo - can I backtrack?

-47a. You make a big deal about the 47th anything.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Duh! How could have I missed that *hits head on desk 47 times*

I am also wondering why my name is never listed in the "Active Member" list. I am clearly logged in, and I all the options set right.[/colorost_uid0]

[entei]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-51. You let out a guilty little laugh every time you come across a certain character in Watership Down.

(Oh come on, you knew I was going to say it)

-52. You instinctively keep going to 3sygma.com/cgi-bin/forums/ikonboard.cgi, and wonder where the forum is[/colorost_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[quoteost_uid0="Captain Galactic"][color=#000000ost_uid0]EDIT: Is "fiftyest" a word?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]No, but "fiftieth" is.

And [bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] no worries man, your 47 was great - it was just an opportunity that I personally couldn't pass up.

By the way - I've heard from some others that they've had trouble with showing up on the active users list - nuts.[/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[quoteost_uid0="Saxamaphone"][color=#000000ost_uid0]By the way - I've heard from some others that they've had trouble with showing up on the active users list - nuts.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Like meeeee.[/colorost_uid0]

[Wonko The Sane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-53. After discovering that you are not on the active members list, you go on a hunger strike (yes...pie included) until the problem is fixed.

Sorry, had to be done.

-54. Your business plan revolves around money making moths.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-55. You insticntivly ask this question: "What do have agaist !!!'s and ???'s in "Top Ten Signs" form

-56. After taking a break from the 'net to play way too much Sims, your first stop back is 5MV.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-57. You are disappointed, but not surprised at all, to find zero updates awaiting you after an entire three-and-a-half days of vacation. You do however feel the beginnings of a classic case of Update Withdrawal.[/colorost_uid0]

[MmeBlueberry]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-58. You can't watch certain episodes without laughing at inappropriate times as you remember the fivers for them.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I can certainly agree with that last one.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-59. You use the word "saxamaphone" in conversation without thinking (or realizing it).[/colorost_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-60: You come back to this thread, thinking someone will post something new and funny "soon".[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-61. You keep reading about SARS and are reminded of a certain forumgoer.

A certain egotistical forumgoer...who has become forumgore once or twice.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-62. You find a fiver so funny you spew your Sprite all over your computer screen.

(I just did that. While reading these lines from "Minefield":
Mine: Jon? What are you doing, Jon?
Archer: Try to calm down. I'm just slicing through your spike with a rusty hacksaw.
Mine: I'm sorry, Jon, I can't let you do that.
Archer: And why not?
Mine: Um... well... because it would be wrong to kill my spike. It has a soul. )

[bost_uid0]Because it IS wrong to kill Spike! He has a soul![/bost_uid0] [/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-63 You actually take part in a hunger strike till the Active members glitch is fixed.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-64. You struggle with the concept of [iost_uid0]something[/iost_uid0], [iost_uid0]anything[/iost_uid0], being more important than this website.


(inspired by Sa'ar and PHJ over in the Baw thread)[/colorost_uid0]

[Wonko The Sane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-65. In an attempt to increase you daily dosage of 5MV, you find a way to inject pie into your bloodstream.[/colorost_uid0]