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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:I just got an A+ on my final...I just got an A+ on my final...NAHTMMM, are you even listening? Are you? ARE YOU?
A: I guess the tribble pudding WAS even worse than John Sheridan's pizza, and LOTR pie, and POTC 47 Flavours of Ice Cream.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How many annoying cliches can you cram into a single answer?
A: Miak. It does a body so-so.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So I need an ad slogan for Miak that is honest, semi-cool, semi-hip and semi-young, yet touches on the sarcasm of youth. What do you recommend?
A: But I like cliches! And LOTR! And POTC! Pudding-flavoured ice-cream-pie, I can do without.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] John, will you stop harping on about LotR and PotC if I give you this pudding-flavored ice cream pie? I so do hate cliches.
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Give me all your money! It's mine, mine, MINE! WAHAHAHAHAHA![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's this hole in the ground filled with a soft yellow metallic substance?
A: And monkeys' brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often served in Washington, D.C.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. MMM... I'mm hungry, do you know where we can get some monkey brains?
A. my brother just called, he's having a baby right now![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why you so happy? And why are all these news cameras here? Is there some sort of momentous event going on in the course of human history?
A: Put the 'a' piece rightside leftwise down, and the 'b' end in the raised hole on the left end of the 'c' peice crosswise from the right most corner of the 'a' piece.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I just invented something, but it's too easy to construct. How do I explain its construction in a manual so it's complicated enough to look sophisticated?
A: Dude, if you do that, every single 'shipper is gonna be fuming.[/colorost_uid0]
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Church: I'm just worried, man, who knows if this stuff is contagious? For all we know Caboose could be next. Wake up tomorrow morning he's throwin' up, runnin' a huge fever, next thing you know he's bleeding out of his eyes 'cause his internal organs are liquifying. And I'm gonna be the one that has to hold his hand while he screams himself to death. That's not gonna be any fun. Caboose: I'm gonna go take a vitamin. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I'm writing this fanfic, right, and I was thinking...what about putting Odo with Leeta, and OJake with Angel, Jar Jar with Gollum, Aragorn with Galadriel and Quark Snyder with Anya, and of course, femXander with Willowbot?
A: It's from the Group Adaptive story and my sleep-deprived brain, deprived of pie, pizza, pudding, icecream, Johnny AND Orlando![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What the hell? Why are there SEVENTEEN Jakes on the bridge?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Ooh, look at me! I'm an electron carrier! Look, mom! Look![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So why do you seem so positive lately even though you are loosing your friends all the time?
A: That first drop is a big one, so you better be careful.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Any last advice before I go jumping across the Grand Canyon?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Gregor Mendel was waaaaay too bored.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So Taya, how was your trip to go see Gregor Mendel?
A: Well, that was exciting. Lets go do something else.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Wheee! I've just nuked the Black Star! What next?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh, I don't know. It's probably not worth my ATP.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you think you are capable of defeating Khan's favorite pet tribble?
A: Captain, we just hit the edge of the universe[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was that terminal thud?
A: It's bloody hot in here.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Welcome to Hell, Mr. Bush! Any memorable words for us?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You have to be The One, because you are the only one who can use the proton gradient to pump hydrogen ions into the Matrix![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why do I have to be The One? I hate biochemistry.
A: Eh?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's the difference between nicotinamide adenine dinculeotide and nicotinamide adenine dinculeotide phosphate with regards to anabolic and catabolic pathways in cell biology?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Not by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Wow, that pie looks good. Can I try some?
A: Dance. Gettogether. Party. Thing.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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