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KillerGodMan · #**901** 01-02-2005, 01:59 AM

7. All the other humans were too tall

6. They wanted to piss off all the P/C shippers

5. Picard has command of the flagship, and they ALL want a piece of it

NeoMatrix · #**902** 01-02-2005, 05:41 AM

4. They thought they could become stronger if they memorized all of Shakespeare's works.

3. By mistake, they thought Picard was actually Professor X.

Opium · #**903** 01-02-2005, 10:49 AM

2. Someone in the Borg collective needed to be able to act.
1. They hoped Q would follow, so they could assimilate him, too.

Top Ten Songs from DS9: The Musical

(I just saw Phantom, if you were wondering why)

KillerGodMan · #**904** 01-02-2005, 04:38 PM

10. Carol of the Trills

uh....

Hotaru · #**905** 01-09-2005, 07:06 AM

9. The mournings of Morn.
8. Quarks!
7. The solitary life of Security.
6. I'm so lonely... by Jake.
5. My symbiot shall go on!
4. Home on Bajor.
3. We are the DOMINION!
2. Vulcan baseball theme.

and...

1. Angst and Arcs!

next list: top ten ways that a redshirt could escape death.

KillerGodMan · #**906** 01-09-2005, 01:33 PM

10. Put a patch of blue on his redshirt
9. Wonder how Scotty survived as a redshirt
8. Hide while exploring a planet
7. Hang around Data, because Data isn't allowed to die until Nemisis
6. Become a Trekie, which causes him/her to be transported to our time, because Trekies arn't around in the 24th century, Trek is.
5. Write a fanfic about Star Trek (waves, once again to everyone who reads Genredevous Point on Instant Classic)
4. Be important to the ship
3. Convince the captain to make everyone refer to everyone by their first name than first inital of their surname, then chage his/her name to "Scott Edwards" - Scott E. get it?
2. Retire or Quit

And the number 1 way a redshirt could avoid death

1. Transfer off the Enterprise, because it seems the most redshirts die there...

Next: The top ten reasons why Picard keeps blowing up the Enterprise[/i]

richardson · #**907** 01-09-2005, 01:49 PM

10) Come on, the ent-D was a joke compared to the -E..
9) He was trying to scrape a bug off the hul when he rammed the scimitar

Opium · #**908** 01-10-2005, 02:38 PM

8. He keep having panic attacks pretending he doesn't like to act on stage, and has to be put in a secure hospital ward for treatment...which happens to be Dr. Crusher's bedroom...

7. It seems like a better plan than trying to run automatic updates on the Ship's Computer.

6. Worf is part of the "11 New Operas of the Year Club, Plus And Old One"...and December is always "The Klingon Helped Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom Comment An Honourable Death"

5. There are certian redshirts that know...too...much... *shifty eyes*

4. Ever see Section 31 on Enterprise D? That's because they only go to overly competent officers...and as long as Picard crashed a ship every once in a while, they kept them off their list.

3. "To Be Or Not Be...I had a fight with Beverly...to Not Be!"

2. It's actually Q.

1. It's mandated under The Captain's Code that they must bring back all ships in bad repair to get more tax funding.

Top Ten Favorite Vacation Spots for Voyager's Crew

NeoMatrix · #**909** 01-10-2005, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerGodMan

6. Become a Trekie, which causes him/her to be transported to our time, because Trekies arn't around in the 24th century, Trek is.

Ok, you just caused a temporal paradox. Thanks

richardson · #**910** 01-10-2005, 09:15 PM

10) Borg homeworld Plenty of things for Janeway to make go KABOOM!
9) Earth: Feels good to be home for a change.
8) Some bar in the Q continuum. Most likely brought by Q to have a get together.

Hotaru · #**911** 01-12-2005, 01:51 AM

7. That planet from Workforce. So Janeway can kiss Jaffen some more.

KillerGodMan · #**912** 01-12-2005, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeoMatrix

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerGodMan

6. Become a Trekie, which causes him/her to be transported to our time, because Trekies arn't around in the 24th century, Trek is.

Ok, you just caused a temporal paradox. Thanks

No problem

5. The 5mv forums (heh...heh....heh...)

NeoMatrix · #**913** 01-27-2005, 10:49 PM

6. (Because 6 was skipped): Seven's Quarters

4. The Holodeck, but not on Voyager
3. Vulcan, to find the logic behind their misfortune
2. That planet with the 37's

I will leave #1 to someone else

Hotaru · #**914** 02-06-2005, 11:27 PM

1. A giant cup of coffee. Why there is one in space, no one knows.

Next list: Top ten half-time shows trek characters would put on.

KillerGodMan · #**915** 02-06-2005, 11:38 PM

10: Sisko

richardson · #**916** 02-07-2005, 01:46 AM

9: Picard: Repeated picard manuvers (The shirt one)
8: Kirk: His standard brawl, complete with uniform ripping
7: Portos: Dog act, what did you expect?
6: Janeway: Jumps into a massive cup of coffee
5: Sulu: fencing match cuminating with him beating the snot out of the first person who calls him "Tiny"
4: Riker: Nothing impressive here, but still a great song and dance number
3: Sisko: Something baseball, with him getting booed off the field
2: Paris: Some driving feat

and the #1 show

1: EMH: puts on a brilliant opera number!

Next:
the 10 worst accidents you can cause in trek :twisted:

Ginga · #**917** 02-07-2005, 02:14 AM

10. Burn Kirk's toupee.
9. Break Betsy.

Opium · #**918** 02-07-2005, 02:55 AM

8. Put a virus in the coffee sub-routine.
7. Allowing Spock and McCoy in the same room.
6. Paris/Torres's baby. :P
5. Neelix making soup.
4. Shutting down Sisko's holodeck baseball game.
3. Spilling coffee on O'Brien's models.
2. Crusher seeing Picard with another woman. :evil:
1. Porthos. Eating. Chilli. Cheese. Pie.

Top 10 Phrases That Would Get You In Jail on Trek

NeoMatrix · #**919** 02-07-2005, 04:05 AM

10. "Is that a phaser [rifle] in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me."
9. "Captain, we are out of coffee"
8. Redshirts who get lines but refuse to die
7. Anyone that mentions chili and Porthos in the same sentence; warning if in same conversation
6. Anyone who mentions time travel to Janeway before she has had her coffee

KillerGodMan · #**920** 02-08-2005, 01:58 AM

5. Anyone who mentions Vulcan Mind Meld to Janeway, no matter what mood she's in.