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08-04-2003, 09:27 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: So he WHAT? No, he couldnt be going with HER? I mean, he COULD be going out with her, but like...it's not that I care, mind you...but still, how...no, I just dont believe you...A: Johnny Depp is way to cool and goodweird to have EVER had to have pizza with John Sheridan or to watch Lord of the Rings with Orlando Bloom while eating pie. (I think that's all the forbidden words in this thread...)[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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08-04-2003, 09:38 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So how cool is this Johnny Depp person anyway? I don't believe I know him...(Pie is a forbidden word?) A: Actually, I think I'm more in the mood for an omelette right now.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#863
08-04-2003, 09:51 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hello, welcome to the Annoyance Cafe. We have pie, pizza, pizza pie, Neelix's pied pizza, John Sheridan's Pizza Delux, Elven Pizza (that's vegan), Fellowship Pizza (it has slashes all over it) and Pirates of the Cari-Pie-an (cherry-chocolate pie).A: Let's rent Star Trek 23:The Geriatric Generation[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#864
08-05-2003, 02:59 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey look! I ordered all this pizza from the Annoyance Cafe and I have no idea what to do while eating it. Any suggestions?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I'm not so sure about Pizza Hut, but I'm pretty certain that John Sheridan is a huge KFC fan.[/colorost_uid0]
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#865
08-05-2003, 06:20 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, lets go to Pizza Hut. You wanna call John Sheridan to see if he wants to come?A: John Sheridan got pied while eating a pizza and watching Pirates of the Carribean and playing Lord of the Rings on Xbox.[/color ost_uid0]
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#866
08-05-2003, 07:16 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why is John Sheridan all dirty and throwing around the Pirates of the Caribean dvd AND the LOTR Xbox AND his Xbox AND the pizza box?A: I refure to say JS word, the POTC words, the LOTR words, and either P word. So there. Nah. Hah. I rule.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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08-05-2003, 11:33 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Opium, will you please please say one of the forbidden words? Please?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Alright John, the new word of the day is pudding. Got that? Pudding![/colorost_uid0]
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#868
08-05-2003, 11:58 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: We need more forbidden words, because the others are all forbidden so I can't say them anymore. Do we have a new one yet?A: There is no spoon. They've all been destroyed, remember?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-05-2003, 04:02 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Taya, where do you want to eat the pudding?A: I know there is a bowling alley on Voyager somewhere[/color ost_uid0]
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08-05-2003, 04:16 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I wanted to go relax a little, but the holodecks are all taken. Do you know something else to do?A: This pudding tastes like pie.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-05-2003, 06:03 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: How do you like the new flavor of pudding? A: I had a dream where I jumped in a pool of pudding, then it rained pies. Then I woke up when I saw the other forbidden objects in my bedroom.[/color ost_uid0]
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#873
08-05-2003, 06:23 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I had a nightmare about John Sheridan tonight. What did you dream about?A: Green. It's always green. Except for when it's red, than it's yellow.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-05-2003, 07:03 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Agent J, why does this thing only flash green? Are we only being invaded by Bugs?A: Agent O, we are invited to board the Enterprise so we can go make first Contact with an alien race.[/color ost_uid0]
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08-06-2003, 05:17 AM
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08-06-2003, 05:38 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Taya, just how long do you think One-by-One Story will last?A: Ice cream! Forget about pie, pizza, and your ex boyfriend.[/color ost_uid0]
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08-06-2003, 05:51 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Did you hear that icecream will now be available in the Pies for Sale board?A: To this I can only reply: Quetzalcoatlus[/color ost_uid0]
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08-06-2003, 10:24 AM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-06-2003, 02:19 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. You mean you actually traded John Sheridan for that tribble and didn't get a receipt? Aren't you worried that Cyrano Jones will realize he got the raw end of the deal and demand that you agree to call it off?A. [i ost_uid0]Nobody[/iost_uid0] expects the Spanish Inquisition![/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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