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08-01-2003, 06:04 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Tell me, what are [iost_uid0]you[/iost_uid0] going to control the universe with?A: That's something I used to tell myself when I was young. I never really got over it.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. 
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08-01-2003, 06:04 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So now that we found you in the past 20 years ago, is there something you want to tell yourself? A: Just great, You think in space you can get away from bad drivers.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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08-01-2003, 06:25 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: WATCH OUT! That shuttle you just crashed into had right of way.A: I don't mean to interrupt, but have you seen a dead guy walking past?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-01-2003, 07:36 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Preacher: *giving a sermon* May I help you young man?A: In Season 3, Archer gets Enterprise lost in the Delta Quadrant. Voyager finds Enterprise, but didnt document it.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#825
08-01-2003, 08:51 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So we all agree on the fact that Enterprise and Voyager will somehow meet. What's your theory on that, Neo?A: Seven didn't actually spent time with a hologram of Chakotay. Chakotay deleted the hologram and took its place himself.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-01-2003, 10:04 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So I'm supposed to believe Chakotay realized what 7 wanted? Yah, right...A: I STILL dont know who John Sheriden is, so stop asking me![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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08-01-2003, 10:21 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What do you think about this "John Sheridan" replacing pizza?A: STOP THAT! I hate Babylon 5.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#828
08-01-2003, 11:12 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hello! I'm Londo Mollari. You might remember me from such atrocities as the Bombing of Narn and the Torture of G'Kar. I'm here to make you a special offer from Narns & Noble...A: I'm freeeee.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#829
08-02-2003, 12:20 AM
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#830
08-02-2003, 01:10 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Where does Taya rate on the Insanity Meter?A: Reality meter: [\...] Huh, thought so.[/color ost_uid0]
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#831
08-02-2003, 02:07 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: That's strange, I cant anything on reality metre when I point it towards Sa'ar Chasm. Can you try?A: Yes, triple ?'s and !'s ARE even more evil than John Sheriden...now to answer your question...[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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08-02-2003, 05:13 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you multiply 6 and 7?A: His Indian name is Chops Worse Than Badly.[/color ost_uid0]
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#833
08-02-2003, 05:16 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Chakotay, why do I get the feeling that you knew just how irregular in size Neelix's steak servings would be?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] He has become One with his Inner Self![/colorost_uid0]
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#834
08-02-2003, 09:41 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Does anybody know what happened to that guy who slowly ate himself?A: Two dollars and fifteen cents[/color ost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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#835
08-02-2003, 10:39 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What would you sell your soul for?A: Some people do, I don't. But that's only because she's my friend.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-02-2003, 07:19 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Have you ever thought about making love with your lover like other lesbians do? You two are real close as it is.A: Hey, meet me at the sweet spot on Enterprise for pizza and beer[/color ost_uid0]
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#837
08-02-2003, 07:24 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey Neo! Can we go somewhere private so I can kill [iost_uid0]you[/iost_uid0] instead of my ex?A: I'd prefer the night.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-03-2003, 12:55 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] If you had to choose between marrying this pot of lard-- sorry, I mean this man, and having everlasting night fall upon the entire galaxy, which would you choose?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I don't think I understand the question. Please rephrase.[/colorost_uid0]
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08-03-2003, 01:13 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could propel dead cellulose?A: Take my wife...please.[/color ost_uid0]
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