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Okay, since the suggestion for the next list has already been taken...
Top 10 Possible Hairdos for Picard
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10. Elvis Presley Hairdo: "Picard has left the ship"
9. The Janeway Hairdo: Cause him to switch to coffee 8. Captain Kirk's Hairpiece: Cause him to cheat on Beverly Crusher |
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5. Both main women of the ship would wear actual clothing most of the time. Quote:
7. Tuvok Hairdo: "The ship's engines should begin to propel the ship at this time." 6. Sisko Hairdo: "Earl Grey, hot. Baseball game, 1999."
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5: Data hairdo: "I approximate a 99% probability that now is the time for me to say "Engage" - meaning, ........."
4: Riker hairdo: "Engage, and bring me my trombone...." 3: Worf hairdo: "Go to warp. What? It sounds less...dis-honourable than "engage"." 2: Geordi: "Recalibrate the forward thrust controls to create a quasi-forward motion....." 1: Chekov hairdo: "Yingeeage Nyumbyer One!" Next Top Ten list: Top Ten ST/HHG crossovers. 10: Picard: "I didn't get to this position by giving lifts to a bunch of degenerate freeloaders!" 9: Troi: "Well, Rikers just this guy, y'know? I sense that you think my attainment of the rank of commander is laughable." 8: Borg Queen: "Is the ship in sight?" Borg Dron: "Yes, my lady. We have located the-" BQ: "Don't answer back!" BD: "But I-" BQ: "I said don't answer back! BD:"I didn't my lady!" BQ: "You did! you did just then! You dare to lie to me?" BD: "I'm sorry,my lady, I wouldn't, honest!" BQ: "Guard! take it away! And take it apart!" Borg Guard: "Take it apart, my lady?" BQ: "Yes! You dare to question my orders?" etc etc. Borg Queen exterminates half her sphere's crew at Ludicrous speed.
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Please remind me of what HHG is
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The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy, of course! The most wholly remarkable book in the whole of the known universe!
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7) Marvin/Data - The power goes out on the Enterprise so Picard asks Data to make him some Earl Grey Tea. Data is not amused.
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This seems to be a bad list...
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*puts on thread-started hat*
Erm...as an alternative...let's have... Top Ten 'Top Ten List' Subjects Trek Characters would Suggest :P
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No, let's not.
7) "Computer! Initiate Self Destruct Sequence!" "Sorry, guys, but you didn't give the access codes. I'm afraid I can't do that until you give me the correct clearance codes."
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^That said, if anyone CAN finish off the list, it's all right with me
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I just gave the list as an alternative, not to end the HHG list, because many people do not know about HHG, but most people here know about Trek characters. I did not mean to offend. I'm with NAHTMMM: if anyone wants to finish the HHG list, of course do so! But it anyone is in the mood to do the other list...go for it!
Chancellor Valium, we are both in the Morphine Party. Can we agree to make up?
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Will someone finish the list, whichever one it is?
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we got to seven right? Yes I will make up...no this list isnt very good..yes i will finish it nonsensically (due to Improbability drive malfunctions....or something....)
6) Cheese 5) Jim 4) $32, 11 cents 3) 4 1/2 inches 2) paisley 1) Odd bits of plastic that fell down the sofa. there. Everyone happy? good.
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Did you pick a next one? Or shall we use Opiums?
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Top Ten random things I just thought of
10) Jim Kirk wearing psychedelic flares and a christmas pudding-hat. 9) the Great International Christmas Pudding 8) Pudding 7) Pie 6) mmmm....floor pie 5)Pi 4) Pi, Pi Miss American umm...er...pie... 3) America 2) Pet hates 1) Evil pets next Top Ten List: Top Ten Ways to make Star Trek More Funny.
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