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03-12-2007, 12:45 PM
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It does, but they kill off all the main characters and they bring in the cast from Voyager.
I wish star trek DVD sets weren't so expensive
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#802
03-12-2007, 05:34 PM
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The sets are reduced to ten bucks apiece, but are bought by the underground DVD black market and resold to the public at twice the amount they used to be.
I wish that someone would invent Dave Barry's Morning Time Machine. As originally designed, you would enter a chamber every morning at seven o'clock and spend a few hours stretching, burping, yawning, and so on, and when you come out again it'd still be seven o'clock and you'd be bright-eyed and ready for the day.
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#803
03-13-2007, 03:39 AM
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The device is invented, but due to everyone's new found spare time, fivers of any show become unnecessary, and fiveminute.net becomes obsolete. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
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I wish Jack had never left Stargate.
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#804
03-24-2007, 11:41 PM
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He didn't - Daniel, Carter and Teal'c are now Goa'uld, though.
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03-25-2007, 12:39 AM
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I wish that Chancellor Valium hadn't written his wish in invisible cyberink, thus making me write my first sentence in invisible cyberink also.
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03-25-2007, 08:09 PM
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I didn't - now you know exactly what I think of you
 I wish Inf/Imp hadn't mentioned that.
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03-25-2007, 09:34 PM
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I didn't, but the temporal paradox wipes out all of space-time as we know it and is replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
I wish people would start to refer to me ONLY by the one of the LONG list of acceptable shortenings of my webalias.
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03-26-2007, 03:44 AM
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They would, but unfortunately that sentence made their brains explode.
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#809
03-28-2007, 07:53 PM
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They do. The Vorlons think they're Shadows, 'tho, and destroy the planet.
I wish they'd done DS9 seasons 8-10...
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04-04-2007, 07:05 PM
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They do, but then everyone leaves when they realize that Paramount stopped paying them three years ago.
 I wish we had more people in the forums.
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04-05-2007, 12:55 PM
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The 'people' turn out to be spambots - many, many spambots. But on the upside, we all get ~&^cHEaP_meDZ%^7 and gain new teenage friends called 'emilyhotgurl' in Romania.
I wish we could travel the Universe with ease in the here and now.
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04-05-2007, 01:28 PM
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ease? Okay, okay. Too late, wish granted. Still takes three hours to get to work.
I wish Ace Attorney 3 was translated into English right now and released right now and I could play it right now and nothing like the cartridge breaking my DS, or the DS breaking the cartridge or any sort of breakination happens. Oh, and I still understand English, and my body and brain fall under the 'no breakination' umbrella, so...
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04-23-2007, 04:36 AM
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Ace Attorney 3 (whatever that is...) IS miraculously translated into English for your enjoyment! Unfortunately, by the same people who translated the back of my Voyager DVDs. Congratulations on buying 'Deuce Lawyers Tunafish'.
I wish I hadn't had that extra-spicy lentil curry for lunch.
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04-23-2007, 07:43 PM
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You didn't. You had the rotten sweet and sour pork balls. Now you've got the worst salmonella this side of Ursa Minor.
I wish I could stop making references to Ursa Minor.
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04-23-2007, 08:25 PM
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You do, but only to substitute references to Ursa Major.
I wish that all mass marketing methods would be erased from the entire universe, and that the employees were marched across the hall to customer service, like Dave Barry has proposed.
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04-24-2007, 06:46 PM
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They are. Now Customer Service is even more of a joke.
I wish I was the very model of a modern major-general.
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04-26-2007, 10:11 AM
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Suddenly, you are. A wax model that is. Enjoy Global Warming!
I wish Dark Chocolate was non-fattening, yet still tasted the same.
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06-01-2007, 04:00 PM
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It does. It also still causes the same sick feeling after eating too much...
I wish I could be bothered.
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08-04-2007, 12:19 PM
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I've got a song that could get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.... I've got a song that could get on your nerves...get get get on your nerves....
I've got a song that could get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.... I've got a song that could get on your nerves...get get get on your nerves.... I've got a song that could get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.... I've got a song that could get on your nerves...get get get on your nerves.... I've got a song that could get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.... I've got a song that could get on your nerves...get get get on your nerves.... That bother you? I wish tomorrow was today.
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08-04-2007, 08:02 PM
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It is, but you broke the time machine so that today will happen tommorrow for the rest of eternity.
I wish that I had broadband.
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