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07-28-2003, 09:59 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Just who does this pizza, the one with half carrots, half chocolate covered ants, belong to?A: Yesterday, I was 20 bucks short, so I went back in time to steal 20 bucks from me, only to realize that couldnt work because I was stealing money that was already stolen by me.[/color ost_uid0]
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07-28-2003, 10:42 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Tell me again, just why dont you have money to pay for your pizza.A: Yeah, when pigs fly and janeway grows a beard.[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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07-28-2003, 10:54 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So you say I [iost_uid0]can[/iost_uid0] have a pizza, but... When again?A: Don't mind him, he's just getting a bit exited about the pizza thing.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-28-2003, 10:56 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why is that man dressed like a giant pizza?A: sure and for six credits i'll throw in the pairing knife for free.[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#785
07-28-2003, 11:09 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Sell me that bat'leth, cowardly Ferengi.A: But mister Vulcan, there is no need to overreact![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-28-2003, 11:30 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Neelix, you burned my special birthday Vulcan pizza. That is illogical!A: Pizza, Pie...Whats the difference?[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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07-28-2003, 11:36 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Zeke: I didn't order a pizza, I ordered a pie!A: That's alright, I needed a new carpet anyway.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-28-2003, 11:38 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. Er, sorry about dropping that slice of mushroom-sausage-and-extra-cheese pizza on the floor, catalina...A. I diagnose pizzalomania.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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07-28-2003, 11:40 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What did the doctor say about your hallucinations about pizza?A: Neelix made the pizza. Hot isnt it?[/color ost_uid0]
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07-29-2003, 12:05 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: It's really cold in here. Would you hand me that pizza, please?A: The pizza is ok. And so am I, if you'd happen to care.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-29-2003, 12:15 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. Catalina, how many times have I told you not to trip and fall down both flights of stairs while bringing up the pizza for us?  The pizza isn't damaged too badly, is it?A. Wait, you said [i ost_uid0]Pisa[/iost_uid0]? Maybe I [iost_uid0]should[/iost_uid0] have eaten something for breakfast...[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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07-29-2003, 01:02 AM
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07-29-2003, 08:06 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So...this is Air Force One. Anything I should know?A: Waterfront and mountain top vista, but with two pools of molten rock.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-29-2003, 06:07 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: We're three billion years in the past. What does my family estate look like?A: No pizza today. Maybe pizza tomorrow. There's always a pizza tomorrow.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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07-29-2003, 06:45 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I haven't had pizza in [iost_uid0]ages[/iost_uid0]. You always say tomorrow. Can I [iost_uid0]please[/iost_uid0] have a pizza now?A: Why eat pizza when there is pie?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-29-2003, 08:14 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Want some pizza?A: Later than now, earlier than a billion years.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-29-2003, 08:59 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: When will the pizza boy be here? We've waited for 47 minutes!A: I don't care, as long as I get my pie. (Getting tired of pizza now. )[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-30-2003, 02:02 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Aren't you concerned that your alliance with the Shadows is going to cause galactic mayhem and result in more bloodshed and suffering than anything the universe has ever seen?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] There's nothing wrong with a little bit of overindulgence every now and then.[/colorost_uid0]
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07-31-2003, 12:49 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Isn't 27 pizza's in one page a bit much?A: 7 times.[/color ost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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07-31-2003, 01:11 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] And how many times would [iost_uid0]you[/iost_uid0] pulverize the next person who mentions pizza on this page?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0]I hold your Eastern promise close to my heart, welcoming you into my harem.[/colorost_uid0]
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