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01-17-2005, 07:01 AM
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Part 10: This Is The End
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Why am I still here? I have dreams…big dreams…I want to write a story about a little boy that never grows up…that lives in a land of wonder, and fun, and excitement… Opium: Yah…you go do that. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: But first I must discover how this story ends! Opium: Was that sarcastic? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: I don’t even know anymore. KGMan: That’s strange, I never noticed this door before. TopHatMan: What are you talking about? That’s the door to the kitchen! John: Like, duh, man! Seko: Meow? John: Like, yah! Seko: Meow? John: Like, dude! Seko: Meo… NeoMatrix: Shut up, both of you! We’ve been stuck here for weeks, we need to get out! Sa’ar Chasm: *walks in door* What? You guys are still here? Didn’t you get the voicemail I sent you last week? You are all free! Ginga: No, there is no signal in here. Sa’ar Chasm: Oh. Um. Oops. Turned out there had already been an experiment like this, the Stanford Prison Experiment, back in the 70’s…the guys all went crazy nasty on each other. Seko: Meow? Ginga: Slang is the new IM speak. Like, dude, instead of saying “Dis is da bom”, you say, “This is sooo like, cool, man!”. Seko: MEOW? *runs out door, to pet food store to get some good grub, happy to be free* Zeke: Wait…is freedom chaos? We all lived a chaos-free life while here…what is worth more? A calm life, or freedom? Is freedom more important that all else? Would you rather live a stable life, where there would always be food and drink and friends, or live one where the next day is something to tremble at? Would you… richardson: Come on, Zeke…time you get you out of here, into the… Zeke: No! Not the harsh light of day! I want the music of the night! For it is no freedom, but chaos none the less! I want to have British mystique! I want… Martha Stewart: Oh. Oops. Hope you don’t all mind; I may have accidentally been slipping Zeke some poppy seeds. Hehe. Um. Don’t send me back to jail, please? Jake: I have a line! Let’s all get out of here! Before…something else happens… *they all leave, except…* Rayinne: I think they forgot about us. MaverickZer0: Yep. Mayweather: That’s for sure. At least I have line! Rayinne: But we are stuck here! MaverickZer0: Maybe…just maybe… CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *starts drunken swordfight with MaverickZer0* Ugh, I’m too sleepy for this. Do any of you fancy a sip of refreshment at the local establishment? Rayinne: Yah, sure. MaverickZer0: Sounds good. Mayweather: HA, beat that, Jake, I get TWO lines! Opium: Well, that was…CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow? Are you there? Anywhere? How about the Phantom? Leo DeCaprio? Anyone? *Opium realizes how she is utterly alone…if the only people you count are movie stars…*
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01-17-2005, 07:58 AM
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Maywheather got more lines than me, that is a breach of contract, lol
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01-17-2005, 08:29 AM
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01-17-2005, 08:53 AM
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01-17-2005, 12:14 PM
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Maybe one where Zeke goes on a rampage for poppy seeds....
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01-17-2005, 12:16 PM
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01-17-2005, 05:12 PM
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Technically I'd never say "crazy nasty" or use voicemail, but who's keeping track?
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01-17-2005, 05:19 PM
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Funny stuff!
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01-18-2005, 03:37 AM
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01-18-2005, 04:51 AM
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[overly dramatic]
You like me! You really like me! I'm ready for my close up! [overly dramatic]
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01-18-2005, 04:52 AM
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Cool! Drinking!
Wait...I'ma robot, and underage besides... Meh. I'd do it anyways.
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01-18-2005, 10:40 PM
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LOTS of very funny stuff!
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02-16-2005, 09:29 PM
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Soon, soon this insanity will begin on a scale billions of times grander than this feeble drama! Seko and her entire RACE will be kidnapped! I shall rule the universe! *Gets popped upside the head.* Ow, what was that for?
Overdoing it.
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02-16-2005, 10:14 PM
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That must happen to you a lot.
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02-16-2005, 10:52 PM
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close enough. *Laughs evilly, before getting one upside the head again.*
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02-16-2005, 10:55 PM
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And you'll keep getting that until we turn you! Feel the power of the Daft Side! MWAHAHAHA! Ahem. No, really, we're all perfectly sane, I assure you :twisted:
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02-17-2005, 08:11 AM
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But was Seko the SigKitty truly kidnapped, or was it his choice? Or part of some huge plan to make sure Trip has enough pie to trade for T'Pol's messages? Or part of a plan to bring back DS9? Or a failed plan to make sure Jake and Mayweather get lots of lines in every episode?
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02-18-2005, 12:32 AM
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well, whatever the cause, next time, it really will be kidnapping, and I am getting my formal evil super-villain training right now!
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