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Old 07-22-2003, 05:21 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So you threw your hot dog at the UFO and...?


A: I still haven't figured out my name in Quenya [iost_uid0]or[/iost_uid0] Sindarin.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-22-2003, 05:26 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Nan, why are you trying to absorb those foriegn language books into your skin?



A: Sugar and price and everything rice.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-22-2003, 09:28 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are three things Ferengi always take into account when cooking?

A:When they crash Voyager into Roswell, they think that they may as well use the 'Little Green Men' story as a cover up, but Naomi is the only one little enough, so it is really 'Little Green Man with lots of Holographic Replicas'.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-22-2003, 07:41 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How's your fever?

A: Raspberry Lemonade.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-22-2003, 08:42 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You created a new GMO by crossing a raspberry and a lemon? What possible use could that have?

A: I figured it out using chaos theory.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-22-2003, 08:58 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what makes you think lighting a sigaret will cause the Statue of Liberty to explode?

A: This answer is irrelevant.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why on Earth did you kill him before he could answer the question about Life, the Universe, and Everything?

A: Beaker.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:15 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is this melted... thing you killed that guy with?

A: He was tired, so he fell asleep on the floor.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:19 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is Arthur Dent unconscious on the floor?

A: Beaker II: the Mermaid.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2003, 12:29 AM
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A: I hate it, and I dont care, and, you'de better give me all the details cus I aint fixing it![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:39 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: But I haven't even asked the question yet!

A: Baccarat, is what.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2003, 03:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the name of a card game that can be twisted to sound vaguely like the name of a city in pseudo-India?

A: Pokari.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2003, 06:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you cross Londo Mollari with a poker?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] My new copy of The Silmarillion?! NOOOOOOO![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick! Without something to burn we can't brew an emergency pot of coffee! The Janeway will kill us all! Can I have that?

A: Luminol.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:52 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Crap, I need something to either cover the blood, or make it look like really cool under black lights so the audience wont notice-what do I use?


A: It really happened, on Tuesday the Twenty Twooth.


(I actually asked that question as I was evil-eyeing my evil, evil assistant stage manager after he wrecked a bunch of stuff)[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:57 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:I dont believe you chang from the man you are into a sexy hot blonde every full moon. Wait, I just did it with a blonde last full moon.

A: Pocky[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-23-2003, 02:04 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is Zeke's excuse for being late this time?

A: For the hunt.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 07-23-2003, 04:30 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did Voyager keep running into dangerous Nebulas?

A: Never eat Pocka while jumping on a pogo stick on top of thin ice[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2003, 05:09 PM
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A: You can run... But you will only die tired.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2003, 06:59 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick... ant: ... can you ... :wheeze: ... help me hide ... :gasp: ... from that .... AAAAAAGGGGGGGGG!


A: :Sigh: I'm afraid i was too late.[/colorost_uid0]
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