The Monkey's Paw Game - Page 33 - The Five-Minute Forums

Xeroc · #**641** 02-07-2006, 12:55 AM

Q: You do, but now you're in the novel.

A: I wish I had a 106-inch plasma screen HDTV.

Chancellor Valium · #**642** 02-07-2006, 05:36 PM

You do. Unfortunately, you have to trade in other...ahem. 'Assets'.

I wish I commanded the ISS Doomslayer

NeoMatrix · #**643** 02-08-2006, 07:50 AM

You get the command. The bad news is that the ship got blown up. The good news is that you got on the wrong ship.

I wish I could be a successful movie director

Xeroc · #**644** 02-08-2006, 08:11 AM

You succeed at directing movies, but sadly, no one wants to watch them.

I wish I had an infinite power supply in a portable, safe, usable, and controllable machine, no bigger than an inch cubed.

Chancellor Valium · #**645** 02-08-2006, 11:04 AM

You do. You're killed and it is stolen and destroyed by rogue Newtonians.

I wish I could think of an infallible wish!

Xeroc · #**646** 02-09-2006, 06:57 AM

You just did! Now, the problem is, it doesn't exactly help you at all, now does it?.

I wish for an unlimited number of wishes.

Chancellor Valium · #**647** 02-09-2006, 09:01 PM

You die in the next 0.5 seconds, negating that wish's effects somewhat.

I wish persianmouse were around...

richardson · #**648** 02-10-2006, 04:44 AM

It is, but you die of a horrible death by 47. :wink:

I wish I could become prime...

Xeroc · #**649** 02-10-2006, 07:16 AM

You are! Have fun as the number 2^30402457-1!

I wish for... factorial powers!

richardson · #**650** 02-10-2006, 12:02 PM

You get them, but you factor yourself out of existance.

I wish zeke would change rabbits to wabbits...

Xeroc · #**651** 02-10-2006, 09:45 PM

He does, and the universe explodes!

Okay, I couldn't think of a good twist.

I wish I had superpowers!

NeoMatrix · #**652** 02-11-2006, 12:27 AM

To be fair, everyone gets superpowers, which makes everyone "normal"

I wish I had a replicator

Burt · #**653** 02-11-2006, 03:33 AM

You do get one. And a huge wonderful ship to go with it too. But you're stuck on the otherside of the galaxy, in uncharted space.... alone. And with bugger-all power.
So the replicator gets rationed. So you get stuck eatting Leola Root Stew Forever!

I wish I had the new series of 24 right now!

Xeroc · #**654** 02-11-2006, 05:09 AM

You do. In a 10 x 10 pixel size movie file, with nearly inaudible sound.

I wish I had more hard drive space on my computer.

richardson · #**655** 02-11-2006, 05:36 AM

You get a thousand terrabytes, and your OS crashes due to information overload.

I wish I could substitute in my own reality...

Xeroc · #**656** 02-11-2006, 06:30 AM

You can, it's imagination!

I wish I had Matrix-like powers.

Hejira · #**657** 02-11-2006, 08:35 AM

You turn green, get an eye poked out, and bulk up in muscle. Your lifespan is now a little over two months, but at least you have a cool gun.

I wish life was like a videogame, and that I kicked arse at videogames so I don't end up like Fry.

richardson · #**658** 02-11-2006, 03:01 PM

You kick butt and live in a video game alright. It's pong.

I wish I had an uber pc.

Hejira · #**659** 02-11-2006, 04:04 PM

You uber PC comes preinstalled with Windows Vista.

I wish Microsoft weren't such jerks when it came to releasing Halo 2 for PC. Stupid jerks.

Xeroc · #**660** 02-11-2006, 11:30 PM

They are real nice, and sell the game for $5,000.

I wish I had a really fast calculator.