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Old 06-10-2004, 10:10 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid5]Hmm, nobody jumped in, huh?


3. Naraht: [iost_uid5]Not really a Horta[/iost_uid5]

2. catalina marina: [iost_uid5]Amphibious kitty commando[/iost_uid5]



One last entry. Any takers?



(Edit) Heehee, nice timing... [/colorost_uid5]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]3. Gatac: Newbie with guts!
2. taya17: I LUV One-by-One Story
1. Alexia: I Look Like My Avatar


Top Ten New Trek Series.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-10-2004, 10:22 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]New Star Trek Series

10: Star Trek: CSI
9. Star Trek: Vulcans (Like any other star trek series, but from the viewpoint of the Vulcans)
8. Star Trek: 24 (Each season is one day, with each episode taking place in real time)
7. Star Trek: Law and Order
6. Star Trek: Survivor
5. Star Trek: Academy (Shows just how life is like at the Academy)
4. Star Trek: Lost in Time

Ok, someone else come up with the final 3[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-11-2004, 05:28 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]3. [iost_uid0]Star Trek: Fleet HQ[/iost_uid0], which examines the exciting lives of Starfleet's top beaurocrats.
2. [iost_uid0]Star Trek: Babylon 5[/iost_uid0], following a space station which serves as a diplomatic hub to dozens of alien races. Criticized as "deriviative" of [iost_uid0]DS9[/iost_uid0].
1. [iost_uid0]Star Trek: All Stars[/iost_uid0], in which Archer, Pike, Kirk, Picard, Sisko and Janeway team up to go toe-to-toe with the biggest baddies in the galaxy!

Next up: Top Ten Coolest Presents to Get Zeke[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-11-2004, 07:04 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]10. Pie, obviously

[quoteost_uid0]1. Alexia: I Look Like My Avatar[/quoteost_uid0]
Hey! LOL, well some days i do :lol: Anyway, i think i changed it before you typed that [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-12-2004, 06:42 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]9. Vegan Chilli and a gift certificate to the SPCA.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]8. One of those magic 8 balls that only has "Soon" as the answer.
7. A fiver making machine, lol
6. His own Star Trek/Sci-Fi reference library
5. The entire collection of Mega-Man
4. His very own space station, slightly used by 17[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-14-2004, 03:17 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0](Standback, that's Spiff from Calvin and Hobbes! How come I hadn't noticed that before? )


3. A member title that just says "Soon".[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-14-2004, 08:47 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0](Standback, that's Spiff from Calvin and Hobbes! How come I hadn't noticed that before? )[/quoteost_uid0]Because Photoshopping doesn't come out as good when you try to do it in Microsoft Paint. Heck, I'm lucky if people recognize the 5MV logo.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid2]2. An inverse-wave generator, calibrated to counter any and all "soon" jokes.[/colorost_uid2]
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Old 06-15-2004, 06:06 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]1. A block on his computer to avoid all Chilli jokes.


Top Ten Really Bad TV Show Ideas With (either, or, or and) TopHatMan, John, Spike or any Enterprise character[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Really Bad TV Show Ideas With (either, or, or and) TopHatMan, John, Spike or any Enterprise character

10. The T'Pol and Tucker Hour: Sunny and Cher type of show, but it gets cancelled when the network can no longer handle the flood of mail asking when they'll quit acting like they like each and when they'll get it on for real.

9. The Hoshi and Mayweather Show: The pair play a sickeningly polite and p.c. couple that interviews various minor celebrities. Their first guest is Silak.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]8. Ask T'Pol - The Agony Aunt type call show where you tell her your problems. She won't care, and she will tell you to shut up and get on with it. Her catch phrase, "Emotions are irrelevant. You will be cut off. Resistance is Futile". (Any and all copyright infringement of a cetain borg is pure coincidence)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]7. [iost_uid0]a'Huntin' We Will Go[/iost_uid0] - Reed experiments with an increasingly destruive arsenal of weaponry and explosives for something powerful enough to keep John dead for good. John always comes back for another GAK! at the end of each episode, but Reed sure has fun trying.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]7. Deaths of our Lives - John dies at the end of every episode, but comes back at the start of the next, turns out that the person who died was actually one of his evil twins!

6. Malls - TopHatMan wanders the malls of America, showing off historical top hat stores.

5. Learn to Speak Klingon with Hoshi - unfourtunately, when asked for the translation of what she just said, she always replies, "you don't want to know"

4. Good Morning Enterprise! with Malcom Reed! - Reed ends up shooting the guests due to inane answers to inane questions.

3. The Enterprise Variety Hour! - A sketch comedy show about life on enterprise

2. Phloxs Creatures - Phlox seeks out strange new animals and new animal civilizations. Never finds animals, but finds lots of women.

1. Maco! - Musical sitcom featuring everyones favorite Maco, Hayes!

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]10. "Meditation Moment" Starring Tuvok. It's aim was to teach young chidren vulcan meditation exersizes, unforutnetly it was cancled after the first episode.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]9: Cooking with Neelix: It's a show where Neelix cooks a dish each episode, then looks for a kid in the audience to try it.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]8. [iost_uid0]Name That Spirit![/iost_uid0]-hosted by Chekotay. A gameshow dealing with the serious world of the Spirits.

7. [iost_uid0]Resistance Isn't Futile[/iost_uid0]-hosted by Seven Of Nine. Teaches that you don't have to follow the leader, as long you wear a catsuit.

6. [iost_uid0]Kes't ce?[/iost_uid0]-hosted by Kes. A fun show that teaches French to kids. Was cancelled in USA, but is a hit in Canada.

5. [iost_uid0]I'm Okay, You're Okay[/iost_uid0]- hosted by Torres. Teaches children to control their anger.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]4. Voyager Kids: Staring all the characters of Voyager, only when they were kids pretending to be on a starship.

3. Where in the Universe is Voyager? : Voyager's lost, and each episode, kids try to figure out where Voyager is based on information given.[/colorost_uid0]
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