The Monkey's Paw Game - Page 32 - The Five-Minute Forums

Xeroc · #**621** 01-28-2006, 08:20 PM

It isn't, as you can't wish for anything now.

I wish for immunity to all disease (viruses, bacteria, etc.).

Chancellor Valium · #**622** 01-28-2006, 10:41 PM

You are impervious to all forms of viral and bacterial life, and die because your intestines can't properly process food on their own.

I wish I could find some folks to tell the story of Minnie the Moocher to.

Xeroc · #**623** 01-29-2006, 04:47 AM

You can, but they end up killing you because of it.

I wish for a slightly lighter indoor light.

NeoMatrix · #**624** 01-29-2006, 12:01 PM

Someone bought you a lamp that weighs less

I wish the there was more to the ending of The Truman Show.

Chancellor Valium · #**625** 01-29-2006, 01:50 PM

There is. Your life.

I wish I could be bothered to get off the internet and do some work.

Xeroc · #**626** 01-29-2006, 08:25 PM

You can, but now all you can do is work!

I wish there wasn't so much noise around here from the hours of 12:00am to 8:00am.

Chancellor Valium · #**627** 01-29-2006, 09:47 PM

There isn't -there's noise all the rest of the time!

I wish for cellophane flowers of yellow and green.

Xeroc · #**628** 01-29-2006, 10:19 PM

You have them! Turns out they're also razor-sharp and acidic.

I wish that people's proxies weren't so uncooperative!

Chancellor Valium · #**629** 01-30-2006, 10:56 AM

They're all made by the SCC.

I wish that the SCC was real

Xeroc · #**630** 01-30-2006, 10:35 PM

They are, and all your stuff is made by them.

I wish people wouldn't press the big red buttons all the time.

Chancellor Valium · #**631** 01-31-2006, 01:43 PM

They don't. Exist.

I wish I had a copy of Handel's Solomon

Xeroc · #**632** 01-31-2006, 06:47 PM

You do, but it's on a grain of rice.

I wish I had an electron microscope.

Chancellor Valium · #**633** 01-31-2006, 11:20 PM

You do. It's surgically attached instead to replace your...ahem..."area".

I wish people would remember to play the dotted rhythms in Charpentier's Prelude. It really is annoying when they don't.

Xeroc · #**634** 02-01-2006, 02:57 AM

They do, again, and again, and again, and again...

I wish people would quit taking cheap shots.

Chancellor Valium · #**635** 02-01-2006, 07:36 PM

They do. Now they take expensive ones which hurt you a lot.

I wish I was in charge of Doctor Who.

Xeroc · #**636** 02-03-2006, 07:11 AM

You are, but unfortunately, it gets cancelled.

I wish I win the eTrektion!

Chancellor Valium · #**637** 02-03-2006, 06:40 PM

You do, and are killed by a passing Kenjitsu master with a hatred of all things star trek.

I wish I was a master of Kenjitsu...

whoiam · #**638** 02-03-2006, 10:12 PM

You are, but the first time you try and use it you end up getting shot where it hurts much - in the wallet :twisted:

I wish this rental service was faster...

Xeroc · #**639** 02-04-2006, 10:50 PM

It is, your rental period just expired. Two days ago. It's that fast.

I wish I could time-travel.

Chancellor Valium · #**640** 02-06-2006, 11:58 PM

You have no control over it whatsoever. Or anything else, if you know what I mean.

I wish I had the mind of Hercule Poirot!