#621
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It isn't, as you can't wish for anything now.
I wish for immunity to all disease (viruses, bacteria, etc.).
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#622
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You are impervious to all forms of viral and bacterial life, and die because your intestines can't properly process food on their own.
I wish I could find some folks to tell the story of Minnie the Moocher to.
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#623
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You can, but they end up killing you because of it.
I wish for a slightly lighter indoor light.
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#624
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Someone bought you a lamp that weighs less
I wish the there was more to the ending of The Truman Show. |
#625
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There is. Your life.
I wish I could be bothered to get off the internet and do some work.
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#626
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You can, but now all you can do is work!
I wish there wasn't so much noise around here from the hours of 12:00am to 8:00am.
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#627
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There isn't -there's noise all the rest of the time!
I wish for cellophane flowers of yellow and green.
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#628
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You have them! Turns out they're also razor-sharp and acidic.
I wish that people's proxies weren't so uncooperative!
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#629
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They're all made by the SCC.
I wish that the SCC was real
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#630
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They are, and all your stuff is made by them.
I wish people wouldn't press the big red buttons all the time.
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#631
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They don't. Exist.
I wish I had a copy of Handel's Solomon
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#632
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You do, but it's on a grain of rice.
I wish I had an electron microscope.
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#633
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You do. It's surgically attached instead to replace your...ahem..."area".
I wish people would remember to play the dotted rhythms in Charpentier's Prelude. It really is annoying when they don't.
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#634
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They do, again, and again, and again, and again...
I wish people would quit taking cheap shots.
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#635
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They do. Now they take expensive ones which hurt you a lot.
I wish I was in charge of Doctor Who.
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#636
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You are, but unfortunately, it gets cancelled.
I wish I win the eTrektion!
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#637
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You do, and are killed by a passing Kenjitsu master with a hatred of all things star trek.
I wish I was a master of Kenjitsu...
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#638
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You are, but the first time you try and use it you end up getting shot where it hurts much - in the wallet :twisted:
I wish this rental service was faster...
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#639
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It is, your rental period just expired. Two days ago. It's that fast.
I wish I could time-travel.
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#640
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You have no control over it whatsoever. Or anything else, if you know what I mean.
I wish I had the mind of Hercule Poirot!
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