Death to the midge! - Good news for all living in the H&I

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Do they make you wear one of those prison anklets that continually monitor position?

"Run Sax over"? hehehe. Hey, Sax, sleeping of fthat fever may be an idea worthy of consideration. [/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[quoteost_uid0="Saxamaphone"][color=#000000ost_uid0]You know you work too hard and have a fever when you read that as "run Sax over."[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh I wouldn't do that. I'd either baguette you or sit on you. The latter isn't all that much different from getting run over, though.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]The latter isn't all that much different from getting run over, though.[/quoteost_uid0]

I hardly think you mass as much as any sort of automobile.

Maybe getting run over by a tricycle.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Or the Defiant from "One Little Ship" going at full impulse.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]A sackfull of Tribbles maybe?[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]AAAAAAAAHHHHH! TRIBBLES![/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]You afraid of them, CM? :looks evil:

TRIBBLE FIGHT!

*throws tribbles at random people passing by*

Aw, nobody's throwing them back at me. You guys are no fun! [/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]*throws one back at you, which ends up to be 5 by the time it hits you*[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ooh tribble cluster bomb!
*throws Precious Ming Vase at Neo and RUUUNNNNS*[/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I do not condone the pointless destruction of priceless art forms. Throwing them at Neo however, is funny, and therefore has a point. Tomatoes are better though. They splatter more.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh well. I could always use the Super Banana Bomb. There's something truly satisfying about watching a banana break into several smaller bananas and then all exploding at once. [/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Or the Concrete Donkey. I only saw that once, and I was laughing too hard to see what it did, really.[/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]If you have a fever, sax i would recomend that you not watch ST:TMP, i did and it gave me nightmares[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="taya17"]*throws tribbles at random people passing by*

Aw, nobody's throwing them back at me. You guys are no fun! [/quoteost_uid0]
It's called "treating my commandos with respect". :eyeroll: You would do well to treat them with respect as well, hint hint... :O


[iost_uid0]Bwahahaha--[/iost_uid0] er, 'scuse me. [/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Propaganda is effective as well. [/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]... which ends up to be 5 by the time it hits you*[/quoteost_uid0]
See? That's why there scary. And btw, could you [iost_uid0]please[/iost_uid0] do that on Qo'nos or something?[/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Is there some kind of equation for the multiplication of tribbles?
(confusing maths mixup, but you understand, right?)

And Catalina, do you like Kingdom Hearts?[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Never heard of it.

Of course I understand the math. I just don't understand the English words for it. Oh, well, with a dictionary, everything is great.

And yes, probably something like
y=2^x
y is the number of tribbles and x is the time... in hours... or minutes... I don't know!

But something like that. Easy, no?[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yeah, but the ammount of food they consume has to be factored in surely?

There must be a formula of some sort - otherwise Spock wouldn't have been to figure out the numbers that he did.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]There must be a formula of some sort - otherwise Spock wouldn't have been to figure out the numbers that he did.[/quoteost_uid0]

Perhaps he just made it up, and nobody bothered to check anything in order to gainsay him.

Possibly he assumed that every tribble on the Enterprise was being gorged by adoring crewmen, and that the food supply was infinite, or at least orders of magnitude greater than required. They did have access to a starbase stuffed to the gunwales with grain, after all.[/colorost_uid0]