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Old 04-01-2003, 09:47 PM
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[quoteost_uid0="Celeste"][color=#000000ost_uid0]!!!![/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]I may settle for killing [iost_uid0]you[/iost_uid0].[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Alright, I'm confused. Can somebody tell me how this Zuke was made up? Is it some wierd mix between Zeke and Kira? Or is it a mirror-universe Zeke?

I guess this is what happens when you're a newbie to the forums.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Read last year's TJIs around this time.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Or about a month after this time.

EDIT: No, that was the sequel I was thinking of.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 04-01-2003, 09:57 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Derek"]Read last year's TJIs around this time.[/quoteost_uid0]
Oh! It all makes sense now!
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Except I'm still wondering why Zeke called Zuke a her...
[quoteost_uid0]Oh, I'm going to kill her.[/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]As far as I know it there is only one female senior member of the 5MV staff who has admin powers, thereby allowing them to alter the site.

I'll leave you to figure out who it is.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]I may settle for killing you.[/quoteost_uid0]

You'll have to fight your way through the dog.

[quoteost_uid0]If the Titanic had struck a Heisenberg, would it still be floating?[/quoteost_uid0]

That's uncertain at this point. We know the exact position of the Titanic, but its velocity is still a mystery.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 04-01-2003, 10:18 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quoteost_uid0]If the Titanic had struck a Heisenberg, would it still be floating?[/quoteost_uid0]

That's uncertain at this point. We know the exact position of the Titanic, but its velocity is still a mystery.[/quoteost_uid0]

Well, thats pretty much moot, as it got raised years ago. At lest according to Clive Cussler. If you on the other hand you believe A.C Clarke, it's not going to happen for a few years yet.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]I may settle for killing you.[/quoteost_uid0]

You'll have to fight your way through the dog. [/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh, the dog wants to kill her too?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Zeke"][quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quoteost_uid0]I may settle for killing you.[/quoteost_uid0]

You'll have to fight your way through the dog. [/quoteost_uid0]
Oh, the dog wants to kill her too?[/quoteost_uid0]
No, you will be unable to withstand the power of the dog's sheer cuteness. It permeates the space around the dog for miles, like an aura or like gravity, only different. :smile:[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quoteost_uid0]You'll have to fight your way through the dog. [/quoteost_uid0]
Oh, the dog wants to kill her too?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]The world is out to get me!! No be mean to me. My boyfriend is in Iraq. ;_; And no this isn't an April Fools joke. And if it is, i'll kill him because it's a pretty sick joke. hehe

Don't want to down the convo though. so.. ::flicks Zeke:: No killing me either![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]>> If the Titanic had struck a Heisenberg, would it still be floating? <<

And then there's the joke about the old sea captain who, on his deathbed fifty years later, admitted that it was his freighter and not an iceberg that had accidentally hit the Titanic -- something he had waited until now to reveal because he didn't want his ship's insurance premiums to go up.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I'm not out to get you, Celeste. I'm sure most of us here aren't.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]If you on the other hand you believe A.C Clarke, it's not going to happen for a few years yet.[/quoteost_uid0]

It will or it won't, depending on which book you read. As or c1970, it was on display in New York in 22-something. However, later it turned out that an attempt was made to raise it but failed when a seaquake buried the ship in mud. After humanity departed and the planet rearranged itself, an advanced automated probe excavated it from the mountain it was now entombed in.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0] You can call me Earnest.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Guest"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]You can call me Earnest.[/quoteost_uid0]
Is that important?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Being earnest and sincere is kinda the opposite of being sarcastic.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Things Are Good"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Guest"][quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]You can call me Earnest.[/quoteost_uid0]
Is that important?[/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yes. You might even say vitally so.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]You know, we really should get around to getting mudshark logged in already. It can be annoying when you see a mistake in a post you can't edit.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0]You know, we really should get around to getting mudshark logged in already.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]"We"? I don't see how anyone else is involved....[/colorost_uid0]
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