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09-07-2006, 10:46 PM
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Many apologies. I shant bring it up again. How about "The differences between Americans and Canadians" jokes? Are those still ok?
Is this as bad, or worse, than two exclamation points?
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09-07-2006, 10:51 PM
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Shant? Haven't heard that word since the last time I watched the old Parent Trap movie. Wow.
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09-08-2006, 12:02 AM
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You hadn't really crossed the line yet, MJ. I was just letting you know before you did. And yeah, jokes about nationalities are fine, just not politics -- some people are very touchy about that. I learned the hard way.
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09-08-2006, 03:46 PM
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No kidding. I got temp-banned from NPF last night for talking about Iraq.
.... So.... Star Trek, eh?
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09-08-2006, 05:50 PM
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"Star Trek"? Never heard of it.
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09-08-2006, 06:54 PM
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Can anyone hear that spinning sound? I think it's coming from the direction of Gene Roddenberry's grave..
(Had he been buried)
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09-08-2006, 08:18 PM
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We could wrap him in copper wire and power a city with him.
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09-08-2006, 09:06 PM
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Don't you know? They've been doing that ever since Enterprise premiered.
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09-08-2006, 11:24 PM
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09-08-2006, 11:35 PM
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PHJ, the correct statement is "Enterprise was okay, but all the extras made it hard to see Trip sometimes."
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09-08-2006, 11:49 PM
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Anyone else enjoy seeing Roddenberry's Enterprise coffin in the Dilbert cartoon?
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Don't recall that one.
*hands evay another olive loaf* What? 
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I think the real irony of the bashers' constant "spinning in his grave" comments is that everyone knows Gene was cremated. Some of his ashes were launched into orbit, remember?
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Ok, so his urn is orbiting. Soon it will create gravity, and destroy the Earth in a hellish forestorm of condensed matter.
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09-09-2006, 03:49 AM
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I like the way you think.
That's not a compliment.
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I'm terribly facetious sometimes, you know.
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09-10-2006, 02:21 AM
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I'm never excellent at anything - far better in my book to be really bad at lots of different things. If I'm going to be a failure, I might as well really excel at it!
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09-10-2006, 04:51 PM
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If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?
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09-10-2006, 07:19 PM
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Annoyed me.
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