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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="taya17"]I need to invent some kind of weapon to THWAP people into submission. A baguette springs to mind....[/quoteost_uid0]
The Baguette of Thwapping? *adopts Ben Stein-like tone* [iost_uid0]The Baguette of Thwapping is sometimes found in combination with the Kipper of Thwapping...[/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hey, be careful. those things are LETHAL.... [/colorost_uid0]
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#43
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Baguette of Thwapping coated with wasabi! Feel the burn! [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]>>*buzzing sound* bbsskk.... fire outside of Burnside Resource Centre.... started by buckets! *bzzzzk*
Aaaaargghhh, not again.... *runs off* >>By the way, I haven't been watching the episodes; could anyone tell me whether Archer decided to get the water polo net or whatever? Just curious. *shudders* Water polo, getting bad memories from a certain Tunisia holiday over here.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Incidently, what was supposed to be my new Kipper of Thwapping arrived in the post yesterday. I''m going to send it back though on account of it being not a Kipper of Thwapping at all, but a Haddock of Thwapping. I know it may not seem like much of a difference, but you just can't get a decent swing with a haddock like you can with a kipper.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I forsee fish puns.
I'll start it off, just for the halibut.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Cod you be any more lame?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]I foresee fish puns.
I'll start it off, just for the halibut.[/quoteost_uid0] *perches on the soles of his feet and prepares to have a whale of a time watching* Hey, my expectations were bassed on your comments. You just piked my interest, okay? (Edit) Did I answer your question, Sax?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Untroutedly.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I don't think the groans could get any louder.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yeah, I'm herring lots of screams of agony from the audience. Maybe we should stop carping on the puns-- then things would be all hunky-dory.
(speaking of fish, has anyone seen the ads for finding nemo? totally amusing. i kinda like the fact that the great white with the nice big grin [which i totally love] is called bruce. somehow... somehow... the name sounds familiar... wonder why?)[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I woulda called it Greg.
"G'day Bruce." "How are ya, Bruce?" "She's a good Sheila Bruce."[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Crivens!"
Couldn't help myself.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]"G'day Bruce."
"How are ya, Bruce?" "She's a good Sheila Bruce."[/quoteost_uid0] Gyaar.... Ozzie slang... do.. not... get.. it.... *collapses gasping like a beached fish*[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Gyaar.... Aussie slang... do.. not... get.. it....
[/quoteost_uid0] King gas fab magic nervous.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Sa'ar - don't tease the clueless.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]But teasing is what Sa'ars do best.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh, bother.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]But teasing is what Sa'ars do best.[/quoteost_uid0]
*grabs baguette* THWAP!! That's for teasing poor innocent little me. :snif: [/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Now I've got crumbs in my hair.[/colorost_uid0]
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