#5861
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The day before laundry day.
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#5862
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Your washing machine a splode.
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
#5863
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Your Dryer ate your socks
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#5864
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random varicolored lint
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Methinks Ted Sturgeon was too kind. 'Yes, but I think some people should be offended.' -- John Cleese (on whether he thought some might be offended by Monty Python) |
#5865
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lint brain
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#5866
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Not as tasty as the real thing
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
#5867
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rubber chicken
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
#5868
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The chicken that tried to cross a busy road
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#5869
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raspberry pudding
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Tarn-Vedra: I just figure I would have a little more credibility and a little more gravitas if you posted too. FiveMinZeke: Yeah, understood. FiveMinZeke: (Oo, I have gravitas?) Tarn-Vedra: Yeah. FiveMinZeke: That does explain why I'm drinking Earl Grey right now.... Tarn-Vedra: Don't forget to tug the front of your shirt, Jean. |
#5870
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Blueberry Muffin!
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
#5871
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5 AM 7-11 trips
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Tarn-Vedra: I just figure I would have a little more credibility and a little more gravitas if you posted too. FiveMinZeke: Yeah, understood. FiveMinZeke: (Oo, I have gravitas?) Tarn-Vedra: Yeah. FiveMinZeke: That does explain why I'm drinking Earl Grey right now.... Tarn-Vedra: Don't forget to tug the front of your shirt, Jean. |
#5872
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Working 9-5 *sings* What a wayt-a mayk-a livin'
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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER. |
#5873
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Unpaid Slavery!
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#5874
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Paid Unslavery!
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
#5875
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United Slavery!
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#5876
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United Unpaid Slavery
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#5877
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United Underpaid Slavery
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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER. |
#5878
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Reunited Overpaid Bums
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#5879
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The Network Executive's Union
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#5880
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The Network Executive's Spouses
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