#5841
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the truth is outthere :shock:
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#5842
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the truth is hidden among all the lies
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#5843
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Between two lies is the best place to hide the truth.
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#5844
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Damn dirty rotten statistics!
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
#5845
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smelly stats
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#5846
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My dog peed on my statistics homework!
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#5847
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Beading the chin fur of your pets = bad idea.
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#5848
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OY. It wasn't even MY idea!
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#5849
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Denial is a terrible thing. Except sometimes when it's a wonderful thing!
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
#5850
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De Nile is a river in Egypt
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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER. |
#5851
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Walk like an Egyptian!
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#5852
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Dance like a loony on a DDR machine (like me :wink: )
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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER. |
#5853
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West Germany drives like a maniac! And don't even get me started on Czechoslovakia...
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
#5854
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Geographical units which no longer exist and can only be found on my printed-in-1993-atlas.
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#5855
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The People's Democratic Dominion of Canada.
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#5856
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The People's Republic Of China.
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#5857
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Strange cravings for bok choi.
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#5858
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Late-night musings on where all those used chopsticks end up.
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Tarn-Vedra: I just figure I would have a little more credibility and a little more gravitas if you posted too. FiveMinZeke: Yeah, understood. FiveMinZeke: (Oo, I have gravitas?) Tarn-Vedra: Yeah. FiveMinZeke: That does explain why I'm drinking Earl Grey right now.... Tarn-Vedra: Don't forget to tug the front of your shirt, Jean. |
#5859
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Great Wall of Used Chop Sticks
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#5860
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Not so great wall of smelly socks
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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER. |
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