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05-29-2006, 12:48 PM
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Q: Can I have something for this bad stomach ache?
~~ A: Soon. ~~Lostoyannaya
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#5762
05-29-2006, 09:25 PM
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Q: When will I find out what's happened to Jack Bauer! And Dr House!
And don't you say 'Soon'! A: It just floated off....
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#5763
05-30-2006, 08:11 AM
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Q: Droxine, where has cloud city got to?
~~ A: Maybe you'd like to step inside and say that again. ~~Lostoyannaya
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#5764
05-30-2006, 08:44 AM
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Q: Mglflanxaslsloan?
A: Die! Die! Die!
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#5765
05-30-2006, 11:18 AM
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Q: My, my...you seem angry today?
~~ A: Kinder eggs. ~~Lostoyannaya
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#5766
05-30-2006, 11:56 AM
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Q: I want Chocolate, a toy and a surprise! What can I have?
A: For One Thousand Years!
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise... Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica. -------------------------------------------------- House Quote of the Day! "I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats. Dr Wilson MD (Just) -------------------------------------------------
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#5767
05-30-2006, 06:43 PM
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Q: How long did the Hundred Years War last for?
~~ A: BWAHAHAHAA! ~~Lostoyannaya
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#5768
06-01-2006, 11:45 AM
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Q: Welcome to Evil Scientist class. Today we will learn how to laugh evilly. Would someone like to demostrate?
A: Nobody can do it better than Zuke
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#5769
06-01-2006, 04:13 PM
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Q: #Nobody does it better#...Do they?
A: The fiendish brilliance of this enterprisingly devilish plan is matched only by the grandiloquent ridiculousness of this sentence!
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#5770
06-01-2006, 07:58 PM
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Q: So Dr. Evil, wanna go get a beer tonight?
A: ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise... Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica. -------------------------------------------------- House Quote of the Day! "I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats. Dr Wilson MD (Just) -------------------------------------------------
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#5771
06-01-2006, 09:00 PM
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Q: How long do we have to wait for a new episode of Six Feet Under?
A: Star Trek: The Courtroom Drama
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#5772
06-01-2006, 09:24 PM
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Q:Ok...I'm seeing 'The Next Gen'.....mixed with 'Judge Judy'...But we need a name.....
A: Going Loco down in Akapoko, sir.
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#5773
06-02-2006, 07:33 PM
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Q: Where is Kylie now?
~~ A: The Doctor did it. ~~Lostoyannaya
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#5774
06-02-2006, 07:33 PM
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Q: Where is Kylie now?
~~ A: The Doctor did it. ~~Lostoyannaya
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#5775
06-02-2006, 07:38 PM
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Q: Who put us in this repeating time loop?
A: No, the cow saved us.
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#5776
06-03-2006, 02:08 AM
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Q: Sir! Are we still about to die?
A: HUh?
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#5777
06-03-2006, 02:43 PM
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Q: Did you know?! Today is national 'Give me £10 day!'
A: Is that the best you can do?
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#5778
06-18-2006, 02:03 PM
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Q: Did you hear about my winning third place in the Sector Championships Swoop Racing?
A: The long, dark teatime of the soul.
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#5779
06-21-2006, 04:58 PM
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Q: This is no time for tea! Um, where are we anyway?
A: Another evil plan spoiled
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#5780
06-21-2006, 06:29 PM
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Q: I heard that someone let you Blancmange Of Doom go off...?
A: And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! 
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