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07-03-2003, 09:02 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: How long has it been since Janeway has had coffee?A: I think Janeway is turning green, so we better run while we can.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006) 
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07-03-2003, 09:09 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Oops, we're out of coffee. What should we do?A: Soft hands[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-03-2003, 11:10 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Oh Picrad, how do you keep the Borg wanting you to be in their collective so badly?A:Spike, but it's sunny out.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-03-2003, 11:15 PM
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ost_uid0]Damn.Q: Who would Buffy have taken for a walk had it not been for the weather? A: Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here... now... thank you. How are you?[/color ost_uid0]
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07-04-2003, 12:43 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What exactly is going on down there, Malcom?[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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07-04-2003, 05:01 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: All the hair has fallen off my monkey?A: Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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07-04-2003, 06:07 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is a sign you have been watching to many Harrison Ford movies?A: Indiana Jones and the temple of the chili police[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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07-04-2003, 08:57 AM
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ost_uid0]Q:What is the title of the next Indiana Jones movie?A: He said: 'Grrrr Roarrrr Grrrr,' are you deaf or something?[/color ost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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07-04-2003, 09:53 AM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-04-2003, 10:10 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: I'm going down to McDonalds to grab a Burger, what do you want to eat, Catalina?A:Cher, Kylie Minogue, Nicole Kidman, but not Brad Pitt, uh uh, no no no![/color ost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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07-04-2003, 10:27 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Name four famous women.A: A Chinese-Swahili dictionary [quote ost_uid0]Q: I'm going down to McDonalds to grab a Burger, what do you want to eat, Catalina?[/quoteost_uid0]Ahum. Thank you.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-04-2003, 03:28 PM
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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07-04-2003, 03:42 PM
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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07-04-2003, 04:02 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: You're always a day behind NAH, it's friday today, you know.A: It's raining outside.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-04-2003, 10:06 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What did Uhura and Hoshi wich they had when they both got transported by a temporal anomaly to the same place and time?[/quoteost_uid0]Hoshi Sato is Japanese not Chinese. Mild cleverness rating to "Hoshi." It means "star" in Japanese.[/color ost_uid0]
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07-04-2003, 10:36 PM
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ost_uid0]Oh. I couldn't remember. I do happen to know that the actress (whose name I've conveniently forgotten) is half-Korean though.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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07-04-2003, 11:18 PM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-05-2003, 12:58 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. Gasp! Ack! Chakotay, you spiked the coffee! How could you--GAK!A. I think the mutant purple shooter marble took off with it.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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07-05-2003, 03:12 AM
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ost_uid0]Linda Park, I think.Park is a Korean name, yeah. There's a saying, I think: If you throw a rock in the air, it will hit a Kim, a Lee, or a Park when it falls. [/colorost_uid0]
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