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#5441
01-23-2006, 04:46 AM
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Q: You heard about the new Borg HMO?
A: It stinks so bad that Species #6574, which has no nose, flee in horror from it's stench.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers 
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#5442
01-23-2006, 04:55 AM
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Q: Oh, man, did you hear that last pun?
A: No, I just can't believe it.
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#5443
01-23-2006, 05:01 AM
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Q: Have ya' heard? Zeke's gonna ban all puns! Anyone who posts one will be in major trouble.
A: He might even hve to pull out the scariest member title of them all!
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5444
01-23-2006, 05:03 AM
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Q: Oh no! People are using multiple exclamation points again! What'll Zeke do?
A: No, that's banned for surtain.
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#5445
01-24-2006, 12:43 AM
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Q: Waht about tpos or Caleefo(n-yay)a jkoes?
A: Certain death will result.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5446
01-24-2006, 01:22 AM
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Q: D'yer think we should book Zeke into a sex-change clinic?
A: This here forum ain't big enough for the both of us!
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#5447
01-24-2006, 02:32 AM
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Q: You gonna post more, buster?
A: First!
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5448
01-24-2006, 03:08 AM
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Q: So, who wants first try at my new circuitboard pie?
A: Ya feelin' lucky, punk?
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#5449
01-24-2006, 03:31 AM
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Q: OOOOooooo! A Helecopter! With a GUN!
A: Noit
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#5450
01-24-2006, 03:38 AM
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Q: Yoit?
A: Definitely.
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#5451
01-24-2006, 03:48 AM
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Q: Are we screwed?
A: Crap
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#5452
01-24-2006, 04:16 AM
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Q: What's the singular form of a vegas dice game?
A: A grand? But I ain't got one on hand.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5453
01-24-2006, 04:38 AM
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Q: Can I have a thousand-pencil box?
A: Rhyme!
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#5454
01-24-2006, 02:38 PM
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Q: So what is the best thing to do in this situation?
A: An oxymoron would be nice right about now
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#5455
01-24-2006, 07:23 PM
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Q: Would you like some jumbo shrimp?
A: Nah, already full.
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#5456
01-24-2006, 10:28 PM
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Q: Wouldit be possible for others to join the RPG?
A: Five.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5457
01-25-2006, 01:12 AM
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Q: Fifth root of 3125?
A: Too fast!
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#5458
01-25-2006, 03:21 AM
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Q: From the Hitchhiker's Guide, how fast is R4?
A: It's no use! She's gonna blow!
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5459
01-25-2006, 06:51 AM
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Q: Quick! Try to duct-tape up the warp core!
A: Duct tape and a towel are in a close race as the most useful thing in the universe.
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#5460
01-25-2006, 09:53 AM
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Q: What are the election results?
A: Duct tape it try again.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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