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[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top 10 Revenge Plans by Romulans for receiving 5 minutes of screentime in "Nemesis"
10. They returned Troi, didnt they? (kidding, she's great!)
9. Romulans kidnap the great the Vulcans of all time, like Spock and Tuvok. The doctors of Starfleet are conflicted; McCoy cries, Phlox cheers.
8. Romulans insist on proving the whole Tasha Yar/Romulan thing why holding a huge Grand Inquisitian.
7. Romulas Idol featuring Willamus Tr'Hung[/colorost_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]6. To prevent the Remans from ever receiving screentime again, they are banished to the darkness of the Dilithium mines - no, wait...
5. Contract renegotiations in times of tight budget leave every scene looking like this:

RIKER: Captain, what ails you?
PICARD: I was just drinking some tea when I shuddered - and thought about *them*.
RIKER: Them?
PICARD: The Romulans!
*ominous music*

4. All model effect lamps secretly switched for green bulbs - no more Federation grey on screen!
3. The entire Romulan Senate dumps it's Paramount stock portfolios. B&B are forced to give up Enterprise and replace it with "Rom in a cardboard box - The Series!"
2. The Romulan Navy gives away most of it's D'Deridex warbirds for free, but requires all alien captains to begin each communication with "Powered by the Romulan Star Empire".

And the Nr.1 Revenge Scheme of the Romulans:

1. Picard forced to admit publicly that he got his rear kicked and had to be saved by Sela. (Well, in a comic book, but those count, right?)

Next Top Ten List:

Top 10 Retro Videogames Trek characters love to play[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]10: Lots of captians, and Q, love The Sims, essp Hot Date. "The Sims: The Game of Captians and the Q collective!"[/colorost_uid0]

[Anonymous]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Maybe I shouldn't have suggested that second list after all...

Top 10 Retro Videogames Trek characters love to play

10. Hoshi: ping-pong. It keeps her from going nuts and rampaging throughout the ship because of her lack of screentime and lines. Besides, it's not like she does anything anyway.

9. Travis: Pac-Man. Same reasons as Hoshi, but it also gives the illusion that he's flying Enterprise instead of not caring if the ship plows into an asteriod or not.[/colorost_uid0]

[Anonymous]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Change in plans...

Top 10 Retro Videogames Trek characters love to play

9. Hoshi: ping-pong. It keeps her from going nuts and rampaging throughout the ship because of her lack of screentime and lines. Besides, it's not like she does anything anyway.

8. Travis: Pac-Man. Same reasons as Hoshi, but it also gives the illusion that he's flying Enterprise instead of not caring if the ship plows into an asteriod or not.[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]7. [bost_uid0][uost_uid0]Picard:[/uost_uid0] Digger.[/bost_uid0] It is a little known fact that much of Jean-Luc's love of archeology comes from those rare, precious moments he gets to drop piles of rubble onto the collegues chasing him.
6. [bost_uid0][uost_uid0]Reed:[/uost_uid0] Space Invaders.[/bost_uid0] Requires much persuasion to remember that he is currently not playing.
5. [bost_uid0][uost_uid0]Quark:[/uost_uid0] Commander Keen.[/bost_uid0] Never got very far, as he would stubbornly refuse to give up the diamonds he'd collected just to get past the next stupid door.
4. [bost_uid0][uost_uid0]Seven of Nine:[/uost_uid0] Jill of the Jungle.[/bost_uid0] Is thought to be the source of several discarded and highly controversial designs for Seven's uniform.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]3. Data: The Price is Right Home Edition, because he can see the toaster over, and over, and over...
2. Picard: Lara Croft, Tomb Raider, partly because Crusher agrees it's a great game to role play.
And the number one game played by Trek characters?
1. Dr Bashir: James Bond

Top Ten TV Show remakes staring Trek characters[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten TV Show Remakes Starring Trek characters


10. [iost_uid0]Seinfeld: The Next Generation[/iost_uid0] - After crashing Enterprise E, F and G, Picard retires, moves into a New York apartment and starts going on dates practically every day. He is annoyed by Riker who lives next door and constantly barges in and steals from his fridge. Along with Worf and Crusher, they spend their days in a coffee shop babbling about pie, non fat yoghurt, puffy shirts and sex.

9. [iost_uid0]The Twilight Zone With The Good Doc[/iost_uid0] - This new version focuses solely on evil, deranged doctors and the ghastly medical experiments they conduct on their patients. Hosted by Phlox.


That`s it from me, I`m going to bed, [/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid1]Frick, I can't do this one, because I don't watch TV outside of scifi, and there's no point in making SF remakes with Trek characters in them, is there?

.... actually, hell, no, I don't watch TV, period. F*ck! What has my entire life amounted up to? [iost_uid1][bost_uid1]Nothing!![/iost_uid1][/bost_uid1][/colorost_uid1]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid2]8. [iost_uid2]Home Improvement[/iost_uid2] with Worf "'We Don't Need No Stinkin' Safety Equipm--' *ZAP* 'AARRRGH!'" in the lead role and Mr. "'Operating heavy-duty electrical equement in standing water is highly illogical'" Spock in Al's role

7. [iost_uid2]Pinky and the Brain[/iost_uid2] starring tribbles[/colorost_uid2]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]6. [iost_uid0]Friends[/iost_uid0]. Pick a crew, then select 6 of them to star in the show. You can have different versions of the show for the different Star Trek series.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Something like - Sisko, Bashir and O`Brien being room mates and spending their days eating sandwiches and watching Baywatch, with Kira, Jadzia and Quark living in the apartment across the hall, making each others hairdos? [/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Okay, people, start writing Top 10 lists again or I`ll sharpen the Feline Beast`s claws and fangs and unleash it upon the Forum,

Or I might be handing out cookies like before...[/colorost_uid0]

[Anonymous]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Wouldn't try it...I've a veterian on speed dial that can declaw that feline in nothing flat. Besides, who's to say that feline will listen? (yes I'm trying to be funny)

5. [The Deanna and Paris hour]: Deanna stars as a radio shrink that constantly states the obvious. Despite this, enough people listen to her to keep her on the air. She finally gets a taste of her own medicine as her show producer, and boyfriend, hits on every female guest she has on her show.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[quoteost_uid0="Guest"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Wouldn't try it...I've a veterian on speed dial that can declaw that feline in nothing flat. Besides, who's to say that feline will listen? (yes I'm trying to be funny)[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]I`ll throw cat food on the Forum. Bloodshed inevitable. [/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]*sigh* I guess I will list my own list!

4. [iost_uid0]Law and Order: Deep Space 9 [/iost_uid0] Odo plays the playful Briscue, who is always after the criminals with a quip; Ezri is the attractive court psyciatrist; Bashir dissicts dead people while managing to be best friends with the Forensic Detective, O'Brien. Quark is always the defense laywer. Always.

3 [iost_uid0] ER[/iost_uid0] Dr. Crusher is secretly in love with the bald Chief of Staff, Picard; Bashir plays Carter, who is always after Abby, er, Ezri, even when there are 47 other women and hour making passes at him. Phlox doesnt get any loving. The Doctor struggles with the questions of life and death as he struggles to understand his own existense. Bones and Nurse Chapel have humourous sexual-tension scenes.

2. [iost_uid0] Star Trek: Star Trek [/iost_uid0] Crusher directs this historical drama about Kirk's Enterprise. Worf is crushed when he finds out he is too Klingon to play a Klingon.[/colorost_uid0]

[Anonymous]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Thank you Opium for the inspiration of an evil idea...

1. Law and Order: Star Trek Victims Unit - In an attempt to get more screen time and respect, characters like Travis Mayweather and Hoshi Sato form a unit to sue for additional screen time and lines for characters that they think deserve better. Things don't work out though when Hoshi ends up getting more lines and Travis gets even fewer, not to mention their partners dissolve the partnership when the pair only wins 1 in 12 cases.

Top ten things you would if you actually had NX-01[/colorost_uid0]

[Anonymous]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top ten things you would do if you actually had NX-01

10. Recycle it into Delorans; they're about equal in the strength of their construction materials anyway.

9. Buzz by every place possible and cause the reports of UFO's to rise drastically, at least until some redneck breaks out their shotgun and causes it to crash when they hit with a single blast.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]8. Sell it on Ebay!

7. Take it out for a spin once, then leave it on blocks in the back yard till it rusts.

6. Boldly go where no man has gone before.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]5. Fly around Earth and fire torpedoes at everyone I don`t like, :devil:

4. Go to college with it every day. Despite some rumours, it must be faster than public transport.

3. In order to assemble an Evil Army, fly to Singapore

2. Then fly to Netherlands

and...

1. After assembling the Evil Army, fly to Canada and terrorize someone in person, instead over the internet,



NEXT - Top 10 Most Devious Romulan Plots Ever

(okay, no more laziness and chaos - from now on, everyone writes the entire TEN-entry lists! like in the good old days...) [/colorost_uid0]