The Five-Minute Forums  

Go Back   The Five-Minute Forums > FiveMinute.net > Miscellaneous
Register FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #521  
Old 02-26-2006, 01:25 AM
NeoMatrix's Avatar
NeoMatrix NeoMatrix is offline
Factorial
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Augusta, GA
Posts: 6,139
Send a message via AIM to NeoMatrix Send a message via MSN to NeoMatrix Send a message via Yahoo to NeoMatrix
Default

"Viki, where are you? Has anyone seen Viki? He is the only one that has the access codes to the reset button," said Padme, who was in the process of calling the Insanity Police, who were busy with other raids.
Reply With Quote
  #522  
Old 02-26-2006, 11:55 AM
Opium's Avatar
Opium Opium is offline
Calvinist
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
Posts: 5,449
Send a message via AIM to Opium Send a message via MSN to Opium Send a message via Yahoo to Opium
Default

"Whatinsanity police kind of are these if they come to a call for the reset button can not?" asked Yogourt.
__________________
George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life.
Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them.
Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)
Needing more sleep since before 2003
Reply With Quote
  #523  
Old 02-26-2006, 04:46 PM
Chancellor Valium's Avatar
Chancellor Valium Chancellor Valium is offline
Reasonably priced male pills
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Rhen Var, sitting on a radiator...
Posts: 4,595
Send a message via MSN to Chancellor Valium
Default

"Xenon, Argon, Krypton, Tellurium.", said someone in the background.
__________________
O to be wafted away
From this black aceldama of sorrow;
Where the dust of an earthy today
Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
Reply With Quote
  #524  
Old 02-27-2006, 05:07 AM
Xeroc's Avatar
Xeroc Xeroc is offline
Not to be confused with Kodax
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: The Universe
Posts: 4,230
Send a message via ICQ to Xeroc Send a message via AIM to Xeroc Send a message via Yahoo to Xeroc
Default

"Y do you keep saying odd combinations of elements?", asked another.
__________________
Truer words were never spoken.

Xeroc Central

5MChat: PHP/JS Chat 2.0
Click here to view the chat in progress!
Reply With Quote
  #525  
Old 02-27-2006, 05:17 AM
Hejira's Avatar
Hejira Hejira is offline
Regenerating like a Phoenix
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 160
Default

"Zo I can take oh-fer ze vorld - muahahahahaha!"
Reply With Quote
  #526  
Old 02-28-2006, 03:57 AM
Opium's Avatar
Opium Opium is offline
Calvinist
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
Posts: 5,449
Send a message via AIM to Opium Send a message via MSN to Opium Send a message via Yahoo to Opium
Default

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...let's do the timewarp again!" said Janeway as the reset button was pressed again.
__________________
George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life.
Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them.
Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)
Needing more sleep since before 2003
Reply With Quote
  #527  
Old 02-28-2006, 11:49 AM
danieldoof's Avatar
danieldoof danieldoof is offline
I fell in the pit
You fell in the pit
We all fell in the piiiiit
Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,637
Default

But as the lights went out, guess who entered the scene, it was tribble-man to was about to save the day.
__________________
.
Reply With Quote
  #528  
Old 03-01-2006, 04:28 PM
NeoMatrix's Avatar
NeoMatrix NeoMatrix is offline
Factorial
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Augusta, GA
Posts: 6,139
Send a message via AIM to NeoMatrix Send a message via MSN to NeoMatrix Send a message via Yahoo to NeoMatrix
Default

Centries ago, in a story totally unrelated to the current one,
Reply With Quote
  #529  
Old 03-02-2006, 02:03 PM
Opium's Avatar
Opium Opium is offline
Calvinist
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
Posts: 5,449
Send a message via AIM to Opium Send a message via MSN to Opium Send a message via Yahoo to Opium
Default

deep in the jungle of Tacoma, Washington, USA, a timetraveller
__________________
George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life.
Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them.
Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)
Needing more sleep since before 2003
Reply With Quote
  #530  
Old 03-02-2006, 10:36 PM
NeoMatrix's Avatar
NeoMatrix NeoMatrix is offline
Factorial
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Augusta, GA
Posts: 6,139
Send a message via AIM to NeoMatrix Send a message via MSN to NeoMatrix Send a message via Yahoo to NeoMatrix
Default

exited the timeportal and was disappointed that she got the coordinates wrong...again.
Reply With Quote
  #531  
Old 03-04-2006, 06:08 PM
Chancellor Valium's Avatar
Chancellor Valium Chancellor Valium is offline
Reasonably priced male pills
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Rhen Var, sitting on a radiator...
Posts: 4,595
Send a message via MSN to Chancellor Valium
Default

"Frelling Frock-coats!", he said.
__________________
O to be wafted away
From this black aceldama of sorrow;
Where the dust of an earthy today
Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
Reply With Quote
  #532  
Old 03-04-2006, 09:31 PM
NeoMatrix's Avatar
NeoMatrix NeoMatrix is offline
Factorial
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Augusta, GA
Posts: 6,139
Send a message via AIM to NeoMatrix Send a message via MSN to NeoMatrix Send a message via Yahoo to NeoMatrix
Default

"Great Scott! Why do you keep coming here when this is not your intended destination?" said a lion who was trying to sleep.
Reply With Quote
  #533  
Old 03-05-2006, 01:06 AM
Opium's Avatar
Opium Opium is offline
Calvinist
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
Posts: 5,449
Send a message via AIM to Opium Send a message via MSN to Opium Send a message via Yahoo to Opium
Default

"Heck and darn it all...I can't stand this Janeway Inc timemachine!" said TimeTravel Captian Kes.
__________________
George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life.
Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them.
Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)
Needing more sleep since before 2003
Reply With Quote
  #534  
Old 03-07-2006, 11:24 PM
NeoMatrix's Avatar
NeoMatrix NeoMatrix is offline
Factorial
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Augusta, GA
Posts: 6,139
Send a message via AIM to NeoMatrix Send a message via MSN to NeoMatrix Send a message via Yahoo to NeoMatrix
Default

"I see we have an unsatisfied customer. Self Destruct in 10 seconds," said the time machine's computer.
Reply With Quote
  #535  
Old 03-08-2006, 05:13 AM
Xeroc's Avatar
Xeroc Xeroc is offline
Not to be confused with Kodax
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: The Universe
Posts: 4,230
Send a message via ICQ to Xeroc Send a message via AIM to Xeroc Send a message via Yahoo to Xeroc
Default

"Just perhaps not this time?", said the time-traveler in response to the computer.
__________________
Truer words were never spoken.

Xeroc Central

5MChat: PHP/JS Chat 2.0
Click here to view the chat in progress!
Reply With Quote
  #536  
Old 03-08-2006, 09:39 AM
Opium's Avatar
Opium Opium is offline
Calvinist
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
Posts: 5,449
Send a message via AIM to Opium Send a message via MSN to Opium Send a message via Yahoo to Opium
Default

"Kes, I will not abandon you this time...I will get you to the correct time period" said the time machine.
__________________
George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life.
Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them.
Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)
Needing more sleep since before 2003
Reply With Quote
  #537  
Old 03-10-2006, 09:47 PM
NeoMatrix's Avatar
NeoMatrix NeoMatrix is offline
Factorial
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Augusta, GA
Posts: 6,139
Send a message via AIM to NeoMatrix Send a message via MSN to NeoMatrix Send a message via Yahoo to NeoMatrix
Default

"Let's not this happen again, or there will be terrible consequences," said Kes.
Reply With Quote
  #538  
Old 03-13-2006, 08:31 PM
Opium's Avatar
Opium Opium is offline
Calvinist
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
Posts: 5,449
Send a message via AIM to Opium Send a message via MSN to Opium Send a message via Yahoo to Opium
Default

"Me like coffee" said Janeway, who had mysteriously shown up.
__________________
George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life.
Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them.
Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)
Needing more sleep since before 2003
Reply With Quote
  #539  
Old 03-13-2006, 09:40 PM
NeoMatrix's Avatar
NeoMatrix NeoMatrix is offline
Factorial
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Augusta, GA
Posts: 6,139
Send a message via AIM to NeoMatrix Send a message via MSN to NeoMatrix Send a message via Yahoo to NeoMatrix
Default

"No coffee here either, but we won't give up on our mission just yet," said Kes to Janeway.
Reply With Quote
  #540  
Old 03-14-2006, 06:01 AM
Xeroc's Avatar
Xeroc Xeroc is offline
Not to be confused with Kodax
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: The Universe
Posts: 4,230
Send a message via ICQ to Xeroc Send a message via AIM to Xeroc Send a message via Yahoo to Xeroc
Default

"Perhaps we should try Istanbul in 1554?", said the time machine's computer.
__________________
Truer words were never spoken.

Xeroc Central

5MChat: PHP/JS Chat 2.0
Click here to view the chat in progress!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 02:16 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.