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12-02-2005, 04:40 AM
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Q: O-day ou-yay eak-spay Igpay Atinlay?
A: Onay apparentlyay.
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#5242
12-02-2005, 04:41 AM
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Q: Is that the cute guy from chem that Mary likes?
A: Iglay on the essay.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5243
12-02-2005, 04:45 AM
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Q: What? on the essay?
A: 10 in binary.
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#5244
12-02-2005, 11:06 AM
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Q: What's the answer to this?
A: A pot light and a par can.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5245
12-03-2005, 07:22 PM
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Q: hey can you describe yourself in seven words?
A: it's all about snow
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#5246
12-03-2005, 08:44 PM
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Q: So, what is skiing all about, anyways?
A: That's pretty cheap!
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#5247
12-03-2005, 08:49 PM
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Q: What do you think of the 99 cent cell phones?
A: :roll:
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#5248
12-03-2005, 08:53 PM
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Q: Now, simon says roll your eyes!
A: I'm not playing.
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#5249
12-03-2005, 09:06 PM
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Q: Are you playing bumper tag?
A: Fire at Will.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5250
12-03-2005, 09:08 PM
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Q: what if riker shows up?
A: I am indeed
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#5251
12-03-2005, 09:27 PM
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Q: Are you wearing a Santa hat?
A: WOOT.
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#5252
12-03-2005, 09:30 PM
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Q: how do I look with my santa head?
A: well it's okay
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#5253
12-04-2005, 08:43 PM
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Q: So, how do you like Halifax (Nova Scotia)?
A: I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake...
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#5254
12-04-2005, 09:03 PM
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Q: So, how was it after eating those mushrooms?
A: I am not going to eat those.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5255
12-05-2005, 12:53 AM
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Q: Want some three-week old chips?
A: It hasn't been quarantined yet?
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#5256
12-05-2005, 01:50 AM
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Q: Are you going to Disney Land's Chicken Little Experience?
A: Huh. Well. That, er, odd.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5257
12-05-2005, 04:35 AM
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Q: Have you heard that all the " 's " have disappeared from the fora?
A: Call tech support.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5258
12-05-2005, 03:24 PM
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Q: what do I have to do when one of you drones has a malfunction?
A: I already tried it but it is not working.
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#5259
12-05-2005, 10:43 PM
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Q: What happened with the oatmeal compactor?
A: In this house we OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!
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#5260
12-05-2005, 11:09 PM
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Q: Hey, dad? Can I put this pot of boiling water in the freezer for a few days, then take it out, still steaming?
A: Dang.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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