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Old 10-04-2005, 02:26 AM
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Crud, I knew I forgot something. Gotta stop switching computers. Anyway, previous post was me.
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Old 10-04-2005, 06:15 PM
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Q: What did Wesley say when he pressed the "Don't Touch-Auto Distruct" button that just blew up the Enterprise G?

A: Yes, "Oops" would be a good word for it.
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Old 10-04-2005, 07:25 PM
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Q: *as he presses the 'Don't Touch Auto-Destruct button* Do you think 'Ooops' would describe this?
A: I see people.
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:48 PM
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Q: What do you see?


A: Riiight. Like I care.
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Old 10-05-2005, 12:09 AM
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Q: So Mr Braga, what do you say of fan accusations about continuity violations?

A: Dihydrogen Monoxide Freezing Unit #2
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:47 AM
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Q: Where did Mr Braga said he was going to for his spa treatment?


A: It's a combination of "Star Trek" and "Phantom of the Opera".
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Old 10-05-2005, 08:23 AM
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Q: What do you think of the Enterprise episode "Exile"?

A: Whoa.... I can see right through my fingers...
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Old 10-05-2005, 04:17 PM
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Q: So, how are you liking eternal damnation?
A: Well.....I suppose we could do something about this, but......meh.
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Old 10-05-2005, 09:40 PM
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Q: So Mr. Braga, how do you plan to justify the fact that we have never heard of the NX-01 in any other series?

A: Get me catchup. Lots and lots of ketchup.

Speaking of which, how do you spell that tangy tomato based condiment?
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Old 10-05-2005, 11:22 PM
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(second one was right)
Q: How on earth are we gonna get rid of this plate of chips?

A: I sense... senses...
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Old 10-06-2005, 12:08 AM
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Q: You sense WHAT?

A: Why do you use big words like Dihydrigen Monoxide instead of just saying water? I should fill your lungs with Monocarbon Tetraoxide!
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Old 10-06-2005, 12:56 AM
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Q: So you put Dihydrigen Monoxide into the stream and BOOM.


A: It's away from here, I know that.
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Old 10-06-2005, 05:13 AM
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:28 PM
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Q: Please Sir, could I have some more?

A: No! No Shrubbery!
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Old 10-06-2005, 05:29 PM
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Q: Shrubbery? You would like a shrubbery?
A: Allameraine!
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Old 10-07-2005, 12:22 AM
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Q: What did you want me to google?


A: Hehe.
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Old 10-10-2005, 01:17 AM
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Q: Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes!

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Old 10-10-2005, 01:25 AM
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Q: So what did you have to eat?


A: Buh.
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Old 10-10-2005, 04:40 AM
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Old 10-10-2005, 11:25 PM
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A: Hi.
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