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03-09-2005, 03:51 AM
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Q: Allllright, have you been taking those pills?
A: Curses! Foiled again!
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#4282
03-09-2005, 10:30 AM
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Q: Did you break the lamp and try to fix it with duct tape and hot glue?
A: I want my Ikea catalogue to come!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4283
03-09-2005, 10:58 AM
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Q: WHat is it you want again?
A: Ummm........LOOK OVER THERE! (VROOOM!)
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4284
03-09-2005, 11:18 AM
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Q: what were you saying about crossing the street?
A: uh uh I can explain that
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#4285
03-09-2005, 02:00 PM
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Q: And what's that large bag of cash your holding? You do realise your standing outside a recently robbed bank?
A:Ummm........LOOOK OVER THERE! (VROOOM!)
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4286
03-09-2005, 02:57 PM
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Q: where is my runaway-car??
A: I once did it but not anymore..
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03-09-2005, 06:26 PM
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Q: You 're having an image in your sig!
A: It ran away with a fish called Wanda......
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4288
03-09-2005, 08:40 PM
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Q: Where is my pet fish Nemo?
A: Captain Nemo of the Starship Ahab
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#4289
03-10-2005, 02:15 AM
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Q: Who's coming to dinner?
A: That was really wierd.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4290
03-10-2005, 07:33 PM
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Q: Boing! Boing! LOOK AT THE LLAMAS! YOU SEE THE LLAMAS? LOOK AT THE LLAMAS! YOU SEE THEM?!
A: The Mysterious Dr. Fu Manchu's impersonator, apparently.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4291
03-10-2005, 10:31 PM
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Q: Who is he? I thought the real Dr. Fu Manchu was long dead.
A: I wasn't expecting that
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#4292
03-11-2005, 10:17 AM
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Q: Did you see that bifurcation?!
A: Apparently not.....
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4293
03-11-2005, 11:15 PM
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Q: Soon?
A: Soon?
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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03-12-2005, 04:40 AM
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Q: I will do it soon?
A: It isn't an exact science
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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03-12-2005, 11:11 AM
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Q: So, how does one predict when the next fiver will be put up?
A: Always it is soon.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4296
03-13-2005, 01:33 AM
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Q: How long till the next train?
A: But I...yah, sure, whatever.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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03-13-2005, 02:00 AM
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Q: Opium, did I ever tell you how much I admire the way you're always so opinionated and certain about everything?
A: We did the gecko tango, I just couldn't say no...
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#4298
03-13-2005, 07:06 AM
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Q: What happened? I sent you to get milk and you came back with car insurance!
A: I thought I heard a buzz from a lightyear away
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03-13-2005, 07:07 PM
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Q: Did you see the first warp five honeybee?
A: Ohh, I'm so fatigued. I went to Bath, y'know, to be cured of the fatigue. And now i'm so fatigued by the cure, I shall have to go to Bath again, to be cured of the fatigue!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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03-13-2005, 09:27 PM
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Q; Cancer is killing
Texaco's spilling The whole world's gone to hell But how are you? A: In the fridge! Duh!
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