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04-02-2004, 05:49 AM
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 ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Zeke"]Hmmmmmmmm. Â What do you guys think of that? Â I can certainly write longer if I have more time.[/quoteost_uid0]Seriously, Zeke, if you feel that they require more care and time than you can give them today, go ahead and take your time. Just be sure we get to see them eventually!  [quote ost_uid0]Archer: Boy, life sure isn't interesting here in the town of Dawson's Creek, where I, Dawson, live. Don't you agree, my best friend Joey?T'Pol: On the contrary. This bucolic environment is ideal for solitary contemplation and meditation. The indigenous species provide an intriguing -- Archer: She's bored too. I know because we've been best friends since we were little kids. T'Pol: I was older than you are now when you were a little kid. Archer: And what's crazy is that even though we're best friends, we're not the same gender! Boy, how is that possible? There must be a ton of sexual tension simmering under the surface![/quote ost_uid0]:lol:[/color ost_uid0]
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04-02-2004, 06:09 AM
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04-02-2004, 07:38 AM
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ost_uid0]Wow, actual cheese fivers! Cool! Well done! More cheese please!  [/colorost_uid0]
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04-02-2004, 11:02 AM
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ost_uid0]*mutter mumble grumble**evil glare* *mutter* Andromeda cheese...*mumble* sassafrassasass *grumble*[/color ost_uid0]
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04-02-2004, 12:41 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Reed: I'm Jack. Shut up.[/quoteost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Mayweather: He eats cats, for God's sake! What kind of monster could eat harmless pets?[/quoteost_uid0]Hilarious! [quote ost_uid0]Xena: You said it. The sun is shining, the squirrels are chirping, we're surrounded in the boundless natural beauty of whatever the hell country we're in... are you feeling the way I'm feeling?[/quoteost_uid0]Why was I expecting one of them to start singing "I'm under your spell"? Great cheese, Zeke. I'm just scared by the fact that these fivers meant you've actually watched them (or learned stuff about them).[/color ost_uid0]
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04-02-2004, 12:49 PM
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ost_uid0]I'm sure he'll pruge it out his system with some [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] fivers.[/colorost_uid0]
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04-02-2004, 03:00 PM
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ost_uid0="Derek"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Great cheese, Zeke. I'm just scared by the fact that these fivers meant you've actually watched them (or learned stuff about them).[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]The Dawson's Creek one was scarily accurate. Hmmm....[/colorost_uid0]
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04-02-2004, 06:51 PM
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ost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000ost_uid0]I'm sure he'll pruge it out his system with some [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] fivers.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]I hope so. Season 2 isn't half-done yet, and Season 3 will be over soon.[/colorost_uid0]
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04-02-2004, 08:23 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Scooter"]and add new cheese every once in a while whenever you feel like it. I can see it now: Five Minute Smallville, Five Minute Perfect Strangers, Five Minute Static Shock...  [/quoteost_uid0]*THWAP!* Smallville is a great show! It is not cheese! Â :madder: [quote ost_uid0](SLASH SLASH SLASH)Zombie Mongol Gladiators: GAKO, GAKAS, GAKAT! Xena: That's the last of them. Now let's go make us some Caesar salad! Joxer: Oo, oo! And show Khan our wrath? Xena: Hit him, Gabby. [/quote ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Genghis Khan: I told you she'd get through our armies. You owe me six denarii.Julius Caesar: I'll pay you on the Ides. Xena: Ha! I've found you! Now the two of you will pay the price for -- Julius Caesar: Two? Hardly. Allow me to introduce you to the final member of my Third Triumvirate! Hitler: JAWOHL! Xena: What the--? How could--? Hitler: Komm now! You should know better by now than to expect der historical consistency, Fraulein! [/quote ost_uid0]Hysterical! P.S. I nearly got a heart attack when I saw Voyager, TNG, DS9 etc. replaced with Dawson`s Creek, Felicity, Survivor and co. on the main page, [/colorost_uid0]
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04-02-2004, 11:00 PM
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04-03-2004, 02:20 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Batman: You monster! Now Catwoman will have to be played by Halle Berry!... Dinah: Help! Help! I'm on the run and I don't know about my weird super-powers! Thugs: GRUNT. Huntress: I'll save you, little girl. What? Yes, Oracle, I see the thugs. What? Yes, obviously there's four of them! I'm not blind! You don't always need to show off your cool detection equipment and.... Dinah: Oh good, I'm being saved by a schizophrenic. ... Huntress: Heyyy, these notes you're taking just say "Mwahahahahaha" over and over again. Quinzel: It's shorthand. On an unrelated topic, I have hypno-eyes now. Tell me all your secrets. Huntress: I have this recurring dream about business-suit-wearing Orion slave girls taking logic courses from an Andorian sewing expert. Quinzel: Tell me most of your secrets. .. Oracle: Oh. What about you? Dinah: I'm watching. Oracle: Fine, I'll use my super cybernetic battle suit that lets me walk. If I have to.[/quote ost_uid0]:lol: :lol:[/color ost_uid0]
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04-03-2004, 04:12 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Huntress: I have this recurring dream about business-suit-wearing Orion slave girls taking logic courses from an Andorian sewing expert.[/quoteost_uid0]Hee! Single most ludicrous line ever[/color ost_uid0]
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04-03-2004, 10:05 AM
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04-03-2004, 10:26 AM
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ost_uid0]Mwahaha. That was funny. "Let's all gaze into the sunset in a non-final way". :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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04-03-2004, 07:10 PM
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ost_uid0]More cheese now up, this time courtesy of Derek Dean. Look for the companion piece by me in an hour or so.[/colorost_uid0]
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04-03-2004, 07:37 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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04-03-2004, 08:15 PM
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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04-03-2004, 10:10 PM
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ost_uid0]Five Minute smallville? [iost_uid0]Somebody[/iost_uid0] stole my idea... and you know what that means. Cookies must be paid. Both superfivers were very funny, by the way... [/colorost_uid0]
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04-03-2004, 11:25 PM
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ost_uid0="Scooter"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Five Minute smallville? [iost_uid0]Somebody[/iost_uid0] stole my idea...[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]You will all get SO thwapped! (funny stuff, though) [/colorost_uid0]
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