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I concur on Yu-gi-oh: The Abridged Series. Thanks for the download link, as well, I thought they were just on Youtube. Oh, and I HAVE seen Yu-gi-oh (boy, have I ever...), and I've played the card game (ditto), and they are even funnier when you get the references.
Z, for all I know you made a reference and I tracked down the link. Or whatever. When you're online everything starts to blur together. That doesn't dispute the fact that it's a great webcomic. Is the goat-people thing from Strange Candy? I did searches on Yahoo and Google, and basically when you enter "turns into goat people," it spits back all of the signatures from this forum and nothing else.
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04-13-2007, 08:41 PM
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http://www.acm.uiuc.edu/errors/404.html
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04-13-2007, 08:44 PM
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The chronicles of Chad Vader are surprisingly funny.
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04-14-2007, 01:23 AM
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I'm (not) going to assume everyone has seen the PG-rated cut of 300.
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04-14-2007, 01:35 AM
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The LJ Dungeon is quite entertaining!
You have died in the Dungeon of Commodore Zeke! I killed Gatac and Nahtmmm, but I was killed in a cold laboratory by Catalina Marina the cockatrice. Amongst many things I had a Sword of Megaman, and a figurine of AKA Arzosah.
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Urban Dictionary, of course, is an indispensable resource. It has taught me such perfectly Zeke-descriptive terms as "email paralysis" and "spockmate." But if I'd had any doubts about the value of the site, they were erased today. I looked up "stupid," "lucky," "fraud," and "homer" -- and in each case, someone had submitted the definitions shown in the classic Simpsons episode "Homer Defined." For instance:
fraud (n) 1. Imposter. 2. Fake. 3. Homer Simpson. You have to page way back for the "stupid" one, but it's there. I love the internet. Quote:
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Arsozah? You linked the impossible quiz. I hate you now.
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04-16-2007, 03:34 AM
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It's nice to be popular.
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In case no one's seen it yet: Phoenix Wrong
Sprites + random audio = win. Now remember kids, each entry has its rating beside the WATCH THIS MOVIE link, so if you're not supposed to watch it and do anyway, it's not my fault.
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04-17-2007, 07:24 AM
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You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square --
But when a crime's discovered, then Macavity's not there! Mark my words: this business of cats riding buses is not going to end well. They're one opposable digit from doing away with us completely.
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That cat's gonna stop eventually. You know why?
Tourists. People'll start riding that bus just to see the kitty cat and they'll be constantly snapping the cat with the flash, and the cat'll be all, "Screw it, I can walk 400 metres without being blinded every five seconds," only to be run over by one of those girls who keeps a dog in a purse.
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Cats were once worshippded as gods. They have never forgotten this.
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Its only a matter of time before they downsize us all.
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Not everyone who wants a hammer is planning to use it on Trip.
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The cats have already taken over, you poor foolish fools. Only now, at the end, do you begin to understand.
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^ As I already pointed out above -- we are still here only because we amuse them.
Well, yeah, there's the whole can-opener business, obviously, but... Quote:
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In case anyone hasn't read the 'Random Fiver' thread: http://www.webpages.ttu.edu/jonray/r...andomfiver.php
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Ever wondered how a nuclear chain reaction works? It's actually not that much like Boomshine, but Boomshine is equally cool.
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