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80s-style Rambo-esque montage of Gatac strapping various equipment and weapons to his body. Close with Gatac using camo paint to draw a big black 5 on his face.
That's it. I'm going in. Gatac
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Hey, what if they are all in the mirror universe?
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*pulls out ProtoBuster and Shield* And well-armed. The armor's not so much for rescuing the cat as not getting scratched up when I bring it out.
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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Oh, my, more updates are coming...soo...I mean, within 24 hours :wink:
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Chapter 6: Camp Banana Cupcake
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Ooo…look…something shiny! *falls down drunk* Opium: Hmm…let’s see where my shopping-stressed mind takes me today… KGM: (enters hallway) HA! You are not free! None of you are! Nah nah nah nah! Seko: Meow? KGM: That’s right, in fact, Mayweather’s prison where he has been keeping you inside Jake’s basement suite is in fact my within the walls of my federal penitentiary! PHJ: What? Mj: (also enters hallway) That’s right! You are within the same wall as Martha Stewart. John: But isn’t Martha Stewart in Camp Cupcake down in the USA? KGM: That’s what they WANT everyone to think. But really, she is here, in Canada at my penitentiary: Camp Banana Pie! PHJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sa’ar Chasm: BTW, I am the federal minister personally responsible for all of this, as I am, in fact, as nuts as all of you. However, why don’t we get out of this crowed hallway, and into the cafeteria. But don’t talk to Martha-she’s cooking up a storm in the kitchen! *everyone goes to the cafeteria, but on the way, they see a guy huddled on floor, rocking back and forth* Zeke: They always want it soon…so so soon…I have a life…other commitments…isn’t “soon” within a week soon enough? Soon…soon…goon…Hired goons? Balloons? Sa’ar Chasm: Just let him rest. He needs to recover from busy times. *everyone but Zeke arrives in the cafeteria* TopHatMan: Does anyone realize Opium is not here? Opium: *pops head through door* I don’t want to be a Mary-Sue.*pops head out again* Jake: So…I am not the typewriter? Sa’ar Chasm: Obviously. Well, we are going to be here a while…anyone want to play TopTenList? Question Answer? How about a one-by-one story? *various mumbles as they all go into group* Opium: Hey, Captain…*pokes him with pen* Are you okay? Need some water? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *mumbling* Yo ho yo ho a ballerina’s life for me.
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What happened to meeee....
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You are still there...there are plans. PLANS, I tell you!
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Where am I?
I'm guessing this isn't in the mirror universe, then. Um...how do I get back? (Stupid broken teleporter) Help!
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Heh, never rely on teleporters, transporteer, ect. Always use a convienient, uber cool looking fighter. *Points to his avenger series fighter.*
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Yeah, but it's all I have. Besides, robots are self-repairing, so...
Aha! *whacks teleporter, located in shield* *whrrrrrrrr....* Oh great, I just remembered...this thing is set to random and I can't reset it without a WingPart, a JetPart, a BoardPart, and a FixPart! Great, I'm going to get lost in the multiverse! *whrrrrrrr---* *WOOSH!*
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This song seriously needs to be in there.
Maybe as a weapon of mass destruction or an IQ-dropper. :twisted:
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Banana Pie............................................... mmm pie...............
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Ow....where am I? I hope I'm in Electopia or somewhere cool.
Zero: Hi. Ciel: Hi *twitch* Activate teleporter. *whrrrrr--* *WOOSH!* Zero: Was it something I said? Ciel: You know, maybe we should tell Roll...that looked a lot like that Proto Man guy... Roll: (from another room) Didn't do it!
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An ethereal being watches a foolish robot blip into the Q continuum, then just as quickly blip right back out. Tracing this event back to its source, it discovers - the cat.
This situation does not require interference. Careful observation is warranted, however.
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Screwing with the Crusader Kings name files: $0 Adding a few modern names: $0 Making a few obscure references: $0 Watching your brother freak out when he realized he just married his heir to "Remilie de Bourgogne": PRICELESS |
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Oooh, my head. No more subspace continuums for me.
Let's see...where am I... Huh? _____________ | | |'N1 Grand Prix'| | National | | Netbattle | | Competition! | |____________| Score! Wait....Seko won't be here. I know, I'll just ask that Cyber-dog virus that looks suspiciously like Rush.
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Chapter 8: Chilli, Cheese, and Pie!
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Oy i! I’m back again, eh? Opium: *nods* CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: And? Opium: *winks* richardson: Hey all! Sa’ar Chasm: What the? What are you doing here? richardson: I can’t remember. KGM: Food is served! Chilli, cheese sticks and pie. PHJ: May I have a spoon? NeoMatrix: There is no spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon. Sa’ar Chasm: How did you get here? NeoMatrix: I don’t know, but chilli, cheese sticks, and pie sounds good. Zeke: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO Yram Eus Smith: Hello, I am Yram Eus Smith, and I am here to save you all from Martha Stewart’s reign of terror. Jake: What reign of terror? She’s making us chilli, cheese sticks, and pie! Zeke: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TopHatMan: Zeke, are you ill? You keep yelling NOOOOOO! Did someone hurt you? Do you want some chilli, cheese, or pie? Zeke: THERE ARE NO SPOONS! PHJ: What? Zeke: PORTHOS IS IN THE CHILLI! CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: That’s it? Opium: Yah, it’s a cliffhanger. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Oh no it’s not! Opium: Oh yes it is! CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Oh no it’s not! Opium: Oh yet it is!
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