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\"It\'s all fun and games until one of you gets my foot up your ass.\" --Veronica Mars |
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![]() -11 You threaten your friends if they use more than one exclamation mark in a sentence[/color ![]()
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Godfather of the wifflebat mafia. Bears are crazy, they\'ll bite your head off if you\'re wearing steak on it. |
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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Dental Hygienists are X-Rayted. *´¨) ¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·`Floss Naked! |
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
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Oh, i\'m back. Really! This time, for sure. |
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Godfather of the wifflebat mafia. Bears are crazy, they\'ll bite your head off if you\'re wearing steak on it. |
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\"It\'s all fun and games until one of you gets my foot up your ass.\" --Veronica Mars |
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it." --The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, C. S. Lewis |
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\"Actually, I\'m not really a clothes kinda girl.\" -Jennifer Garner |
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! ![]() Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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Dental Hygienists are X-Rayted. *´¨) ¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·`Floss Naked! |
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\"It\'s all fun and games until one of you gets my foot up your ass.\" --Veronica Mars |
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![]() (Edit) I didn't say that it applied to myself, Zeke. I merely hypothesized a qualitatively high probability that the trait postulated is invariably characteristic of a being who has spent an undesirably lengthy time suspended from any of various supports which are in immediate proximity to the "Five-Minute Voyager" website. But since you ask, well, I do remember Chakotay got a cameo in "Broken Bow", although that was in connection with the running "wood" joke. Maybe there was something in an ENT fiver about one of the men and one of the women being stranded on a planet together...?[/color ![]()
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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