Block 24 - Guns. Lots of guns.

[KillerGodMan]

Smith: Come On Morpheus! I NEED the codes! I can't get past the level 7 boss!
Morpheus: Have you tried charging, running and dodging at the same time?
Smith: No, so I'll hold you untill I do

I can like my own, can't I?

Agent Smith: Leave me with him, and bring back the PIE!
Morpheus: Not the PIE!
Agent Smith: Yes, the PIE!
Agent Jones: Shouldn't we start with the comfy chair?
Agent Brown: Or perhaps the soft cushions?
Agent Smith: Bring me the comfy chair, 2 soft cushions, and the PIE!
Agent Brown and Agent Jones: *GASP*

hehehe

Neo: Alright, two Micro-Uzis, two MP5Ks, a few Beretta 92Fs, a pair of Scorpion machinepistols...
Trinity: Why so many guns?
Neo: The "reload" key on my keyboard is stuck.

:lol:

Agent Smith: This place stinks
Morpheus: Oops, I farted

THAT is what should be used for that scene


That's all I say

[Pteryx]

If possible, I think it'd be best to actually skip the "guns, lots of guns" scene (see my post in the previous block). As for here, I don't have a particular preference for the Agent part, but for the shootout I like Standback's

1st Guard: Hey, what're you-- GAK!
2nd Guard: GAK!
Other Guards: GAK GAK GAKGAKGAKGAKGAKGAKKITY-GAK!-GAK!
Voiceover: MULTIKILL! NEO is on a RAMPAGE!

On to evaluate the stuff in the next block! -- Pteryx

[PointyHairedJedi]

I'm having a Magical Trevor flash here - I'll come up with something concrete tomorrow.

[PointyHairedJedi]

Or not. Stupid brain, never works when you want it to. Anyway, the combination I like the most out of these blocks -

Smith: Look, would you two just leave us alone so I can rant at Morpheus about how much I hate this place?
Brown and Jones: Eh?
Smith: Er, I mean, go fetch the Comfy Chair.
Brown: GASP! Use the Comfy Chair before using the Cushions? We've never done it that way before!
Smith: Good idea. Fetch both. That ought to give me enough time.

Neo: I'd like a Morpheus To Go, please.
Guard: Sorry, we're out of bagels.
Neo: But your ad campaign...
Guard: False advertising. Whatcha gonna do, kill us all?

[KillerGodMan]

I second that!

[Anonymous]

Hrm. Hrm hrm hrm hrm.

Guns: Skip this one. Especially in light of the "I believe we can bring him back" scene agreed on.

Virus: I still haven't seen a version of this that I like, so I'll take a stab at it:

Smith: Humans suck. You love pain and live through destruction. But if you give me the codes it'll do us all a favor. Follow?
Morpheus: Ever heard of "survival instinct"?
Smith: Ever heard of "Barney the Dinosaur"?
Morpheus: Uh-oh.

Violence: I can go for the "Whatcha gonna do, kill us all?" block.

[Pteryx]

ARGH! Stupid having to log in every time... stupid "stay logged in" checkbox not working... -- Pteryx

[NeoMatrix]

We have yet to pick out the favorites on this one. Let's get this one started.

[NAHTMMM]

My favorites are

Smith: I need the codes to Zion!
Morpheus: Why?
Smith: Can't get past the second boss.
Morpheus: Ever tried the Drill Gun?
Smith: Now there's an idea...

(which would go well with the Block 25 we seem to be happy with)

Neo: I'd like a Morpheus To Go, please.
Guard: Sorry, we're out of bagels.
Neo: But your ad campaign...
Guard: False advertising. Whatcha gonna do, kill us all?

(which is just plain silly)

TANK: What do you need?
NEO: Lightsabers. Lots of lightsabers.
TRINITY: Sweet deal! I've always wanted to use one of these--
GEORGE LUCAS: Copyright infringement alert! Hayden, attack!
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN: *sobs*
GEORGE LUCAS: Can't you do anything aside from cry?
NEO: Never mind, lets just go with guns.

(also just plain silly; unfortunately it doesn't cover the lobby scene)

[PointyHairedJedi]

Again, I like the blocks I mentioned before (go upways to see them, and no, I don't care that upways isn't a real word, so nyah).

[Standback]

I listed my favorites above. I'm with "Morpheus To Go." Plain silly is good.

[NAHTMMM]

The Neo scene:

Neo: I'd like a Morpheus To Go, please.
Guard: Sorry, we're out of bagels.
Neo: But your ad campaign...
Guard: False advertising. Whatcha gonna do, kill us all?

has 5 votes (Pteryx, Standback, PHJ, KillerGodMan, NAHTMMM).

aaaaand...hmm...that seems to be the only one...no, wait. Standback also voted for this part in addition:

Trinity: Knock knock.
Guard: Who's there?
Trinity: A pair of heavily armed people who are about to run roughshod over everybody in the room.
Guard: Two heavily armed people who are about to run roughshod over everybody in the room who?
Trinity: Sigh. He's even more clueless than you are.
Neo: Er, thanks, I think.

The Morpheus scene:

Smith: I need the codes to Zion!
Morpheus: Why?
Smith: Can't get past the second boss.
Morpheus: Ever tried the Drill Gun?
Smith: Now there's an idea...

has 1 vote (NAHTMMM).

Smith: Humans suck. You love pain and live through destruction. But if you give me the codes it'll do us all a favor. Follow?
Morpheus: Ever heard of "survival instinct"?
Smith: Ever heard of "Barney the Dinosaur"?
Morpheus: Uh-oh.

has 1 vote (Pteryx).

Smith: Look, would you two just leave us alone so I can rant at Morpheus about how much I hate this place?
Brown and Jones: Eh?
Smith: Er, I mean, go fetch the Comfy Chair.
Brown: GASP! Use the Comfy Chair before using the Cushions? We've never done it that way before!
Smith: Good idea. Fetch both. That ought to give me enough time.

has 2 votes (PHJ, KillerGM).

Morpheus: Morpheus says to let Morpheus go free.
Agent Smith: Heheheh. Your follow-the-leader mind tricks won't work on *me*.
Morpheus: Fine, whatever. Just don't whine about how humans stink.
Agent Smith: If you insist.
Morpheus: Ha! I didn't say "Morpheus says"!
Agent Smith: GAH! I can't believe I fell for that!

has 1 vote (Standback).



Any more votes out there?

[Zeke]

NAH, you rock. FBC has just gone from "too much work to justify doing before the Voyager Week conclusion" to not too much work.

[Gatac]

The Morpheus scene is tricky...the problem is, I don't want to vote for the 2 vote block, but on the other hand, applying anywhere else doesn't make the decision easier.

Of course, I'd like to pimp out my own (the first), but nothing really jumps at me.

Gatac

[NAHTMMM]

Well, I threw in my vote for the first one listed because nothing really jumped out at me either. And the first one looks short and snappy and it's silly in a nice where-did-THAT-come-from way.

The second one just doesn't thrill me. It's missing something, possibly.

I like the concept behind the third one (but then I was involved in it ). Brown's line could probably be changed and improved.

I wrote the fourth one listed, and I still feel the need to change things a bit (see the post where I suggested it for why). Maybe we could make it work by changing Smith's first line to

Agent Smith: Setting free, setting f--waaait a moment. Ha, nice try. Your follow-the-leader mind tricks won't work on *me*.

or something to show he does want to "win" but isn't willing to be tricked into doing something he doesn't want to do.

[NeoMatrix]

For the Neo Scene: 1st one
Morpheus Scene: 3rd one

[Xeroc]

Neo :: 1

Morpheus :: 3's my favorite, but both 1 and 4 are also good.

[Gatac]

Well, to my defense, my Morpheus Block combines the video game cheat code idea, Megaman-style weapon strategy and a hint of Matrix Reloaded in it, so maybe it's a bit too much for one scene.

Gatac

[richardson]

Neo 1, and morpheus 1!

[JobeGDG]

As has often been the case in the past, I agree with Standback.
Neo 1, Morpheus 4!