June 22

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Odo: It's good being a changeling again. No more beds, no more food,...
Kira: No more sex?
Odo: I wasn't a solid long enough for that anyway.

...the things you don't pick up on until a third read...

Martok: And here's Mystery Guest Number 2... Enabran Tain!
Worf: Oooh!
Garak: See, but that wasn't a surprise because we knew Tain sent the message.
Martok: Shhh!

*g*

Tain: Garak, I'm dying, so it's time to make a big reveal -- I am your father!
Garak: Uh, I already knew that. I'm much more interested in who my mother is.
Tain: Oh, that was -- GAK!

Oh, her. She seems to get around. Everyone seems to have her name on their lips when they die.

(The Jem'Hadar locusts shoot out of the wormhole at Ludicrous Speed)

Them's good eatin'.

Keep up the good work, Zeke.

[Derek]

Originally Posted by Sa'ar Chasm

...the things you don't pick up on until a third read...

I was wondering if anyone would notice that joke.

[Marc]

>> I was wondering if anyone would notice that joke. <<

I sure didn't until it got pointed out. You used some impressive cloaking technology on that one, Derek.

[Sa'ar Chasm]

It takes a dirty mind to penetrate that cloak.

Naturally, I noticed it first.

I wasn't quite sure if he meant it at first. It seemed a little low-brow for Derek.

[Derek]

Originally Posted by Sa'ar Chasm

I wasn't quite sure if he meant it at first. It seemed a little low-brow for Derek.

Thus the cloaking. I didn't want to end the scene there, or it would be obvious I intended it.

[Marc]

Sa'ar Chasm wrote:
...the things you don't pick up on until a third read...

It takes a dirty mind to penetrate that cloak.
Naturally, I noticed it first.
I wasn't quite sure if he meant it at first. It seemed a little low-brow for Derek.

There's a cloaked joke of similar low-browness in my First Fiver Retrospective, which was published today. Let's see if Sa'ar catches it.

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Let's see if Sa'ar catches it.

"An added attraction about Seven was that, earlier in the fourth season, she had made quite a striking entrance with her "dermoplastic garment" -- technobabble for the silver spandex catsuit which was notorious for cutting off the blood circulation in Jeri Ryan's carotid artery and for increasing it in certain segments of the viewership."

Yup.

[NAHTMMM]

Another great job, Derek. :mrgreen:

Spaceship: Whee! This is the life.... What th--? The octagonal key doesn't lock in?
Earth's Gravity: C'mere.
Spaceship: Oh no, not again.

Random Doctor: That beam falling on your father's leg severely damaged his optic nerve.

*has to go back and look at this again to notice...* Heheheh.

Jonathan: ...And then when he was, like, eighteen months old, this is the cutest thing, he actually ate Martha's sewing machine. You should have seen his Pampers that night!
Nixon: I can't believe I'm saying this, but shut up!

:lol:

Jonathan: Too bad I wasn't as trapped as I thought. (SLUG!)
Nixon: Too bad you're not as impervious as your son. (SMASH!)
Lex: Too bad you forgot I always carry a loaded pistol when the plot requires me to. (BANG!)
Nixon: My bad. GAK!

:mrgreen:



And the whole OC fiver was hilarious!