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Morphine has the largest stocks of fiverinium, and pie.
We're also promising to bring back Enterprise, in a new and improved way. We haven't decided yet, however, whether to bring back the old cast. I have already provided a link to our manifesto. We also promise to depose the current British government. And remember - a vote for Morphine is a vote for Zaphod Beeblebrox as President of the UFP!
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A good summary of our policies would be that we intend, basically, to take Star Trek out of the jujuflop situation it's got itself into....
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heh heh heh... 'jujuflop' that's fun to say! jujuflop! jujuflop!
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"jujuflop" comes from the HHG radio series...
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*cough*
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whoahhhh
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And now a party political broadcast from the Morphine Party. Ahem.
"Twinkle, twinkle, little bat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly Like a tea-tray in the sky Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, Twinkle twinkle, twinkle, twinkle." That is all.
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My world is shaken.
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The party of choice:
The Kepsalians! Yep, I will put a jedi on every corner, a Connie in every garage that'll fit 'em, and of course, PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE! *Relaxes, then laughs evilly behind everyone's back.* Okay, I'm done now.
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Yes, but do we really want a Jedi on every corner though? With the exceptions of Obi-Wan and Yoda (and naturally, me) they seem to be a bit on the useless side. It's easy to look good when you're fighting enemies as pants as they were, y'know.
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Ah, yes, but every jedi will be YODA level powerful...
See now why I have such appeal. *Hides the fact that all such jedi will be clones of him....*
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You? What do you know about being a Jedi? I doubt you've even mastered Form I of sabre combat!
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...lol... I just imagined a cross between Yoda and Spock...
I wonder how 'logical' and 'the force' go together? Still, you must admit the Vulcan Neck Pinch would be a useful tool for a Jedi. "Live Long, and May the Force be with You!"
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Brilliant! :idea: *Makes a test Yodck.* Hmm, facsinating. *Realizes he has found a jedi that cannot be called to the dark side, and is as uber-cool as they come.*
It's BRILLIANT!!!! *Goes out to look for yoda so he can get someone competent to train Yodck in going medival on someone.* Hey, nobody steal him while I go to the galatic phonebook to look up Degobah's location. *Runs off.* :lol: :lol:
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Also, I have Dagobah's location, but I'll need 8,000 Triganic Pu to even consider giving it to you.
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Pointy: I do believe we've found two thirds of the Ravalox gang? What say you?
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Um.... my TARDIS is full of eels?
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