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Old 07-20-2005, 01:11 AM
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:lol: I hadn't gotten Sa'ar's joke until you said that. That was a good one, both of you!
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And there was me about to say scissors...how dull am I? Wait...don't answer that.
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And there was me about to say scissors...how dull am I? Wait...don't answer that.
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What about dull rocks? :wink:
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July 20


Sorry, I've had less time than I thought -- I've made good progress but not enough to end the event. I'm currently aiming for Friday.


Meanwhile, there was some sad news today for us Trekkies: James Doohan has died at 85. May he rest in peace.
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Old 07-22-2005, 05:25 AM
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Work proceeds apace, though tonight I had to focus on preparations for the last day of math camp this year. While you're waiting, how about a preview from Cliffhangers 7?



(Zeke suddenly pauses. Slowly, he turns his head to look at the other four Cliffhangers.)

Derek: Uh oh.

Zeke: No one... except you guys.

IJD: C'mon. You don't want to do that. We're your friends.

Zeke: (getting up) A man with his neck in the guillotine has no friends.

Marc: Now calm down, Zeke. Let's be ratioFIRE IN THE HOLE!

(Marc suddenly dives, whips out two guns, and pumps twelve bullets into the television set.)

IJD: You still have those?
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I just got around to reading The Sacrifice of Angels (i'm a busy gal, k?) and I just have one thing to say:-

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Odo: I was, but I've remembered my true destiny: to be a tragic hero. It seems my paradise is forever lost.
Rom: So? Steal a pair from one of my brother's craps tables.
That must be THE SINGLE WORST pun I have EVER heard xD xD

But it still made me laugh :wink: Nice job, Z :mrgreen:
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In the interest of total honesty, I got that joke from my dad, who years ago framed a whole poem around it.
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Old 07-23-2005, 08:27 PM
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An entire poem about one bad joke? xD Bet that was a bad poem :wink:
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Hmm, that gives me an idea...
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Still not quite ready to post the CW conclusion, but it's looking good for Monday. Meanwhile, over at the webcomics blog Websnark, Eric Burns has made two posts about James Doohan's death which are worth reading. The second one in particular will tell you something about his life you probably didn't know (I didn't).
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July 26


Dude. That was STUPID. I just realized what I did wrong here: I let myself out of the "publish whatever you have" thing when unavoidable stuff came up, but then didn't reinvoke it afterwards. Consider it reinvoked now: it's Wednesday or the highway.


Incidentally, Wednesday is July 27. The square of 2 is 4. Discuss. (Sorry, easing out of math camp mode....)
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foam? You soft-hearted fool.
Beat up Zeke with tasers and tennis rackets I say!
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