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12-15-2004, 04:25 AM
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Q: I just got caught in my chamber with that ensign! What do I do?
A: The F key is too close to the H key.
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12-15-2004, 07:56 AM
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Q: What is wrong with the piano?
A: That's very incorrect.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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12-15-2004, 09:37 PM
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Q: I heard that Janeway and Picard are getting married.
A: Never believe what the tabloids say
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12-15-2004, 11:53 PM
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Q: Frikin' 60 decks of stairs.
A: Alright, now, calm down and start from the beginning.
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12-16-2004, 02:40 AM
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Q: As I was trying to explain before the last interuption, there is something I have been trying to tell you for the past season, but I have not been able to explain it until now. What I'm trying to say is that....
A: That must be the ransom note they left behind.
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12-16-2004, 02:55 AM
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Q: Why does this say "If you want to see Seko again, UPDATE Freakin 'Not Soon' or this will happen; Seko: GAK!" in various newpaper letters?
A: I'm still confused...
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12-16-2004, 03:41 AM
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Q: This is a movie screen. You sit and watch movies on it.
A: Crusher and Picard FOREVER!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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12-16-2004, 04:53 AM
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Q: Favorite 'ship?
A: That's a sailing ship.
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12-16-2004, 05:22 AM
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Q: Me, I'm with the HMS Lionheart.
A: That just won't fit there.
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12-16-2004, 05:53 AM
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Q: I put CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow in the Seko Has Been Kidnapped saga!
A: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some "water" *wink wink*
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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12-17-2004, 05:40 AM
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Q: What really happened on that day when you and Jill went up the hill?
A: That is such a lovely Christmas gift to give to him
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12-17-2004, 05:47 AM
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Q: I'm giving TopHatMan a new Top Hat for christmas!
A: Ho, Ho, Ho, that's a good joke.
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12-17-2004, 08:34 AM
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Q: I heard it already.
A: Great, keep going!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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12-17-2004, 02:25 PM
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Q: So anyways, he walks into this bar...
A: Dude, there is more to the joke. Let me finish!
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12-17-2004, 10:12 PM
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Q: Okay, when you said I would jump off a bridge to see Kate, I didn't mean you could shove me off one.
A: That's t3h shiznit!
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What further instructions could there be besides, 'Kiss your ass goodbye'?
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12-17-2004, 11:15 PM
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Q: Check out this complete set of voyager action figures!
A: x = 1
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#20
12-18-2004, 02:36 AM
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Q: The X has five lights! 2+2=5! X+2=4!
A: I hate to tell you, as it is amusing, but your pants are on fire.
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