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Q: Ginga, where in the world did you get that jetpack!?
A: Вы будете ассимилируете, сопротивление безрезультатны. <--(Russian) |
#3822
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Q: Hotaru, teach me some Kyrgyzstanese.
A: Oh, it's not?
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#3823
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Q: Did you know the official language of Kyrgyzstan is russian, not Kyrgyzstanese?
A: answer forgotten |
#3824
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Q: So, how would you feel if I used that little flashy thing from Men and Black on you right now? 'kay, cool. *puts on sunglasses and FLASH*
A: That's probably true, but I REALLY don't want to accept it!
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#3825
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Q: But this Janeway sucks t-shirt cost me over $100 dollars! It's your christmas present! You HAVE to take it!
A: You can fix that with a paperclip. |
#3826
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Q: I "accidently" ripped your Christmas present into tiny shreds.
A: Yeh-herm, don't gimme that crap.
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#3827
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Q: Janeways is a man!
A: Are you going to hurt me? |
#3828
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Q: OMG, you're really pushing it now.
A: I probably will!
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#3829
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Q: Are you going to give up Janeway as your new years resolution?
A: I kid, I kid. |
#3830
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Q:
DX You're really terrible. A: What am I going to say to that?
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#3831
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Q: Scooter has sent me here to tell you, he loves you.
A: ops: |
#3832
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Q:
A: And that's when the apocalypse occured.
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#3833
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Q: They have officialy made Anti-matter radiation into a form of radiation!
A: Shhh! Movie! |
#3834
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Q: HEY YOU! What are you doing?
A: Because of that, it is not advisable to not put a swimming pool on a starship. |
#3835
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Q: Artificial gravity sometimes fails on a starship.
A: You're number 1 and nothing less!
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#3837
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Q: Chakotay used his pet rock as a paper wieght!
A: Goo.
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#3838
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Q: Captain, what do you want to call this slimy stuff the alien left behind?
A: They say our reputation procedes us, but I never knew it could travel at warp speed. |
#3839
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Q: Ah, yes we heard all about you on thursday.
A: I think that's too simplistic.
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#3840
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Q: Captain, I'm convinced that Riker's problem is he's nuts!
A: That's why they invented turbo-lifts
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