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Old 12-14-2004, 05:23 AM
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Q: Ginga, where in the world did you get that jetpack!?


A: Вы будете ассимилируете, сопротивление безрезультатны. <--(Russian)
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:24 AM
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Q: Hotaru, teach me some Kyrgyzstanese.

A: Oh, it's not?
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:25 AM
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Q: Did you know the official language of Kyrgyzstan is russian, not Kyrgyzstanese?


A: answer forgotten
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:29 AM
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Q: So, how would you feel if I used that little flashy thing from Men and Black on you right now? 'kay, cool. *puts on sunglasses and FLASH*

A: That's probably true, but I REALLY don't want to accept it!
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:30 AM
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Q: But this Janeway sucks t-shirt cost me over $100 dollars! It's your christmas present! You HAVE to take it!


A: You can fix that with a paperclip.
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:31 AM
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Q: I "accidently" ripped your Christmas present into tiny shreds.

A: Yeh-herm, don't gimme that crap.
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:33 AM
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Q: Janeways is a man!


A: Are you going to hurt me?
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:34 AM
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Q: OMG, you're really pushing it now.

A: I probably will!
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:36 AM
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Q: Are you going to give up Janeway as your new years resolution?


A: I kid, I kid.
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:37 AM
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You're really terrible.

A: What am I going to say to that?
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:38 AM
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Q: Scooter has sent me here to tell you, he loves you.



A: ops:
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:40 AM
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A: And that's when the apocalypse occured.
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:44 AM
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Q: They have officialy made Anti-matter radiation into a form of radiation!


A: Shhh! Movie!
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:58 AM
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Q: HEY YOU! What are you doing?

A: Because of that, it is not advisable to not put a swimming pool on a starship.
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:59 AM
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Q: Artificial gravity sometimes fails on a starship.

A: You're number 1 and nothing less!
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Old 12-14-2004, 07:10 AM
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Q: What would you say if I told you that it's really Hotaru who loves you?


A: I never would have suspected Chakotay of that.
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Old 12-14-2004, 08:31 AM
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Q: Chakotay used his pet rock as a paper wieght!


A: Goo.
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:17 PM
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Q: Captain, what do you want to call this slimy stuff the alien left behind?

A: They say our reputation procedes us, but I never knew it could travel at warp speed.
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Old 12-15-2004, 12:02 AM
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Q: Ah, yes we heard all about you on thursday.


A: I think that's too simplistic.
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Old 12-15-2004, 03:24 AM
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Q: Captain, I'm convinced that Riker's problem is he's nuts!

A: That's why they invented turbo-lifts
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