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Q: So, what do you like, in order of preference?
A: It's a hypoflooric room.
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#3782
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Q: What's this room with a puffy floor?
A: Like, dude!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: What in the heck are these sixteen semis delivering!?
A: Way, way, way too many.
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Q: As a forum, do you think we've made to many chili/tophatman/john jokes?
A: Spelling is for LOSERS! |
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Q: Wad yaa sae 2 dat?
A: That's cold.
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#3787
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Q: Solid nitrogen! Isn't that cool?
A: I've just begun! |
#3788
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Q: Is Ichi going to be the new catchphrase.
A: Well, TopHatMan likes it, and John loves it, so buy it!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Do you think I should buy this top hat?
A: It's on his Greatest Hits Album. |
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Q: Where can I get William Shatner singing that Slim Shady song that he did on Futurama?
A: Go stage left. There are no klingons there.
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Q: I'm covered in Velcro and I need to get out!
A: It seems to be so, Mr. Squishyfoot...
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then! |
#3792
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Q: That can't be so, Mr. Stickyhand!
A:
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Q: We want SigKitty! *chanting*
A: Battery-powered fan.
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Q: What sort of engine do the Archer-era shuttle crafts use?
A: A boy named Mary-Sue.
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Q: I wonder what they'd name a song about Wesley?
A: That's my favorite temporal anomaly.
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Screwing with the Crusader Kings name files: $0 Adding a few modern names: $0 Making a few obscure references: $0 Watching your brother freak out when he realized he just married his heir to "Remilie de Bourgogne": PRICELESS |
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Q: Did you see the temporal inversion field?
A: The answer to your question can be found using technobabble! |
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Q: Ahh! The reactor is going to blow! What should we do?
A: A few cheese graters would be perfect.
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Q: Seven, you have encountered these Cheeseballs before while you were part of the Borg. What is the best way to defeat them?
A: An episode focusing on the new transporters on Enterprise? All I can say is that it is about time. |
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Q: Have you heard? It's new old future techonology week on Enterprise!
A: Personally, I'm anti-oxidant.
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Q: Are you anti-carbonant?
A: Why, yes, I saw that just yesterday.
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