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06-16-2003, 07:45 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: What is the best way to raise my phone bill?A: But it won't work.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. 
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06-16-2003, 08:21 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Have you heard about my marvelous plan for...[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: It's made of sapient pearwood.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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06-16-2003, 08:31 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Wow, your Chakotay action figure is cool![b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You mean 'crybaby', don't you?[/colorost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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06-16-2003, 10:32 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Mayweather, it's that you dont have a right to complain, but...A: It's a duck! It's a buck! It's a...truck![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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06-16-2003, 11:08 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: But just what is it?[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: He ate all the pies.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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06-16-2003, 11:40 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. Why does Zeke always move so slowly?A. Because otherwise I'd be late to the double-enchilada cooking contest, ja![/color ost_uid0]
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Sal: Where\'s he goin\'? Joyce: To get his nachitos back from the aliens. Sal: What? By himself? --It\'s Walky!, David Willis
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06-17-2003, 01:13 AM
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ost_uid0]Q:Vhy are you running and not valking, ja?A: Swimming in the gene pool[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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06-17-2003, 03:44 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Where is the last place you want a one-toothed, six-toed banjo-playing hillbilly to be?A: He says he doesn't like you.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#369
06-17-2003, 04:39 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hoshi, what did he say?A: Parallel Parking in a Parallel Universe[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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06-17-2003, 08:57 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What did ensign Ro Laren get arrested for [iost_uid0]this time[/iost_uid0]?A: It isn't chocolate.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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06-17-2003, 10:20 AM
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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06-18-2003, 12:05 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What are the new car models by HyunDAY and ChevorDAY?A: Glass of Goldmember Select.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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06-18-2003, 05:43 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: And what would you like to drink, sir?[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: The GSV [iost_uid0]Sucks To Be You[/iost_uid0].[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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06-19-2003, 08:11 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Name one song that makes you think you suck.A: Sorry, no intelligent life here Janeway[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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06-19-2003, 08:18 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Computer, is there any inteligent life in the room in which I am standing right now?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] 10 seconds, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 SECOND! Brace for impact![/colorost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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06-19-2003, 12:03 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Computer, how long until we hit that black hole?A: Only on [i ost_uid0]Charmed[/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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06-19-2003, 04:02 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Do non-vampire characters repeatedly turn bad and do evil stuff on a regular basis?[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Maximillian, the Rust Red Robot.[quote ost_uid0][bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: The GSV [iost_uid0]Sucks To Be You[/iost_uid0].[/quoteost_uid0]You lot are so unCultured.[/color ost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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06-19-2003, 04:29 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What becomes of Maximilian the Gleaming Chrome Android if you forget to oil him?A: The Arrogant Worms[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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06-19-2003, 05:39 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. What is the next Boy Band?A. A fig tree that grows pears.[/color ost_uid0]
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Dental Hygienists are X-Rayted. *´¨) ¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·`Floss Naked!
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06-19-2003, 10:02 PM
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ost_uid0]Q:Chakotay, tell me a story to help explain the situationA: "Tom, activate the Omega 13"[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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