The Monkey's Paw Game

[e of pi]

Well, I think you mean "I wish I had registered here earlier. This Place looks rather creepy." And yes, it is.

I wish Zeke would update more often.

[whoiam]

(persianmouse's been registered over a year already...)

He does, but for some reason, the updates cease to be amusing satires and turn into depressing slash-filled trash.

I wish this empty 6-pack of cokes wasn't empty...

[e of pi]

It isn't, but it's full of bacteria infested pond water.

I wish that I had checked that detail first.

[whoiam]

You did, but misread the date as being 2006 instead of 2004.

I wish I'd be fine with a bed beneath the stars that shine...

(bonus virtua-pie heading to whoever can guess what I'm listening to)

[e of pi]

Don't believe the truth. You'd be stuck in the desert nowhere near an oasis.

I wish I was old enough to vote. The people who can make stupid decisions.

[NeoMatrix]

When you finally get to vote, you decide to vote with a write-in, Janeway. However, so did every other Trekkie.

I wish for more fivers from Voyager

[Chancellor Valium]

You do! Unfortunately, now you wrote all the worst episodes...


I wish for a Complex, with shifting walls.

[whoiam]

You get it, but the walls succeed in crushing you the very way we didn't want Opium to be crushed...

I wish I'd remembered to make it to breakfast this morning

[Chancellor Valium]

You did, but unfortunately ate someone's foot, mistaking it, exhausted as you were, for your cereal...

[e of pi]

You forgot a wish.

[Xeroc]

As did you!


I wish people would stop forgetting wishes around here!

[e of pi]

They will, but you can't think of responses to them.

I wish I weren't assimilated. But don't tell the Collective. Mental reformating hurts.

[whoiam]

You weren't assimilated.... they juidged you unworthy and just killed you outright.

I wish I had a domesticated attack-Jaguar.

[e of pi]

You do, but true to cat form, it always claws all the flesh from your legs when it doesn't like the cat food.

I wish my computer would stop duplicating all of my posts.

[whoiam]

It does stop duplicating them. It also stops posting them.

I wish I had a kavorkian scarf.

[Anonymous]

You do, but it gets sued for performing unrequested assisted suicide. Of course, being the victim, you could care less.

I wish this banana was an apple.

[e of pi]

Scratch that. I wish my computer would stop logging me out at random times, yet always just before I post.

[Chancellor Valium]

It does. Now it simply electrocutes you at random intervals instead.

I wish I could picture myself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and a marmalade sky....

[whoiam]

You can. Unfortunately, William Shatner's singing voice accompanies the vision.

I wish C.V. would stop going on about that song...

[e of pi]

He does, but evryone else starts.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.