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"Sorry," said the duck, but since he didn't speak English, it sounded like "Quack!"
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Old 01-14-2006, 09:18 PM
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"Today marks the greatest insult every to me, William Shatner. Denny Crane" said William Shatner as everyone sniggered at the duck, who was impersonating him.
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:41 PM
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Uncle Ugbug ululated his disapproval of this thread's lack of activity.
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Old 01-21-2006, 08:55 PM
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Valium did his best to revive it by using the John Survival Kit For Dummies
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Whereupon we all rallied around the stricken thread, doing out damndest to bring it back from the abyss...
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xcept when we can't think of a good sentence that starts with Q.
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Old 01-22-2006, 07:19 AM
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"You're right, y'know, but don't count out the other letters just yet.", replied a character.
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Old 01-22-2006, 02:45 PM
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Zeke gagged at the stench of the decayed thread.
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Old 01-22-2006, 07:36 PM
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A campaign of worried posters managed to revive to thread, or at least keep it on life support.
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:45 PM
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But soon, the story they were supporting was lost, and not the good LOST, but the other kind of lost.
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Could this be the end? *dramatic music*
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Old 01-23-2006, 03:26 AM
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"Forget everything you knew about cures for lower upper left lung aches. Talk to your doctor about Lunguplex, the new purple-ish pill." said another announcer in the next commercial.
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"Great deals, come on down! Located in 3.14 * 10^16 convienient locations around the local group galaxies and beyond!", said the announcer for Galaxy Deals.
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:11 AM
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"Just 4 easy payments of $4,444,444.44 for this mint edition ABC gum! But wait, there's more!" he continued.
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"Know what we'll do? We'll double your order for only 3 times the price!", he also said.
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"LooK! But that's not all! We'll also throw in the new bathroom pie dispencer into the package for only 8 easy payments of $188.88!"
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