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12-07-2004, 06:28 PM
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Q: John just stole your pie
A: Computer: Ensign, please finish your command. Hello, are you there? I feel lonely without you.
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#3762
12-07-2004, 09:17 PM
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Q: Computer, please give all your information to the new, better model that we are about to install. Then, self-destruct yourself, and...ooo! a promotion!
A: Bye bye.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3763
12-07-2004, 11:57 PM
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Q: You're leaving?
A: A domino is always helpful in a tight spot.
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#3764
12-08-2004, 12:01 AM
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Q: Hey, it's the Dog of Doom!
A: Not really, no
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#3765
12-08-2004, 12:02 AM
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Q: The Dominion ships are still attacking and I'm all out of playing cards AND dice! Now what do I do?
You truly meant that, yes? A: San Francisco's in Utah, right?
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#3766
12-08-2004, 12:04 AM
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Q: What are you looking at that map of Utah for?
A: I said I don't know!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#3767
12-08-2004, 12:34 AM
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Q: Are you sure you don't know?
A: Nuts, and that was a pretty good proccessor too.
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#3768
12-08-2004, 01:43 AM
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Q: What were you grinding up in this food processor before it died?
A: I would love one of those for Christmas.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3769
12-08-2004, 03:07 AM
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Q: Would you like a theater for christmas?
A: A medium sized one will do fine.
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#3770
12-08-2004, 09:48 AM
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Q: What kind of theatre do you think I would like?
A: here's a picnic table.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3771
12-08-2004, 03:24 PM
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Q: I need a stage to perform this scene.
A: Computer: Your uniform is located in Holodeck 1
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#3772
12-08-2004, 09:46 PM
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Q: Picard: Why am I dressed in a bathrobe?
A: All the stage's a world.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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12-09-2004, 04:22 AM
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Q: What did the actor philosopher say?
A: Lights! Camera! Donuts!
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#3774
12-10-2004, 12:01 AM
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Q: Hey, what would happen if we made Homer Simpson part of a stage crew?
A: It's obscenely broken, and YOU KNOW IT.
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Screwing with the Crusader Kings name files: $0 Adding a few modern names: $0 Making a few obscure references: $0 Watching your brother freak out when he realized he just married his heir to "Remilie de Bourgogne": PRICELESS
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#3775
12-10-2004, 01:17 AM
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Q: I just hit the cane to see if it would hold...
(true story) A: That's not a zap strap.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3777
12-10-2004, 08:21 AM
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Q: What is this wierd looking thingy stuff?
A: Fop. He's a fop. Just. Plain. Fop.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3778
12-10-2004, 03:17 PM
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Q: He's a what?
A: Parallel Proccessing should do the trick.
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#3779
12-10-2004, 06:46 PM
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Q: Do you know of any computer algorithms designed to handle non-intersecting lines?
A: It's a computer mouse. It doesn't HAVE legs.
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#3780
12-10-2004, 09:02 PM
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Q: Why does this cat toy not have any legs?
A: Theatre, then more theatre, then Tim Hortons, and then more theatre.
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