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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Who put pink bows in Nelix's hair!?
A. A tennis ball.[/colorost_uid0]
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Dental Hygienists are X-Rayted. *´¨) ¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·`Floss Naked! |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the one object on Earth that no-one has used as a murder weapon on Columbo, Murder She Wrote, Law and Order, or in Agatha Christie books?
A:Prune juice and Tickle Me Tribble ((Agatha Christie rules. Some other writers drool. Some dont. Some also rule))[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Name two characters from Lloyd Webber's latest musical.
[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: "Ich bien ein Saskatchewaner."[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you say "I am a field of wheat" in mock-German?
A: And all that jazz.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:How do you summarize what Torres talks about Technobabble?
A:The dreams of a holographic doctor[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Um,Five, six and seven of Nine, Torres and her twin Gemini, Janeway and Janisroad, Oprah and only being able to speak in Opera everywhere...What on VOYAGER is this program?
A: A cat in a big floppy hat.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's on the mat?
A: A large, purple octopus[/colorost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What's Dr. Phlox's recommended cure for a headache?
A. One of Neelix's dinners. (hah! I flipped the Neelix Q&As! )[/colorost_uid0]
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Sal: Where\'s he goin\'? Joyce: To get his nachitos back from the aliens. Sal: What? By himself? --It\'s Walky!, David Willis |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What tastes like nothing at first, but like smelly feet with a lot of red pepper when you swallow it?
A: Oh, just the worst apocalypse ever.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you call the Apocalypse where three of the four Horsemen get their horses stolen while they're in the pub, and the seas turn to ketchup, and there's a rain of frog?
A: He can't play a note unless the bass and guitar are playing with him.[/colorost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What is Hotblack Desatio's one completely inexplicable foible?
[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: He changed his name to Zutroy.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What did Aragorn do when he found out he was really 87 years old?
A. Rabbit Stew with po-tay-toes.[/colorost_uid0]
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Dental Hygienists are X-Rayted. *´¨) ¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·`Floss Naked! |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What scene was dropped from the first [iost_uid0]Austin Powers[/iost_uid0] film in favour of the one involving 'lemon sher-bert'?
[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: A barrel of fish.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the best meal Neelix ever made?
Damn. Q: What did Odo turn into when Quark tried to steal some junk from the cargobay? A: A rope-dancer.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What term describes Callista Flockheart grooving on the dance floor?
A: False.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: True or False?
A: The Cha-Cha.[/colorost_uid0]
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Benjamin Disraeli: You don't even know who I am! |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]dim A, B, X as boolean
A = (Archer kicks ass) B = (Porthos != chilli) X = (A or B) [bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's the value of X? [bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Haha! Yes, I guess you're right. [/colorost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Archer, did you know that you're a brainless, dimwit moron with the intelligence of a tube worm?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] "If it makes me happy, it can't be that baaa-a-a-aaad...."[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh please, don't sing. I hate it when you sing.
A:It wasn't me.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Okay, WHO FARTED?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Sometimes. Not always, but sometimes.[/colorost_uid0] |
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