The Monkey's Paw Game - Page 17 - The Five-Minute Forums

persianmouse · #**321** 08-09-2005, 09:19 AM

It isn't, but now it's written by Amy/Vincent 'shippers. :twisted:

I wish I had my own personal soundtrack.

Xeroc · #**322** 08-09-2005, 09:26 PM

Yeah, but it's annoying like... well, something really annoying.

I wish I could see the future.

NeoMatrix · #**323** 08-10-2005, 11:52 AM

Wait one second and you see the future,

I wish it was easier to understand women

Opium · #**324** 08-11-2005, 12:28 AM

It is easier, but because you are a woman.

I wish men would share their emotions more.

persianmouse · #**325** 08-11-2005, 07:12 AM

They do, but then you find out all men are assholes.

I wish I could get laid tonight.

Opium · #**326** 08-18-2005, 11:22 AM

It would have come true, but because no-one posted, it didn't.

I wish that I could sing away the blues.

stripysox · #**327** 08-27-2005, 01:07 AM

Oh you sing away the blues, you sing away the blues so effectively that you become permanently happy and eventuallly get shot my.. err.. me for whistly cheerfully first thing in the morning.

I wish they would re-run Due South in the UK.

Opium · #**328** 08-27-2005, 02:55 AM

They do re-run Due South, but only the last season, and never the really fun first few seasons. Also, they blur out Paul Gross's entire face and replace it with Britney.

I wish that there was a 24-hour on-demand CSI channel.

whoiam · #**329** 08-27-2005, 08:13 AM

The CSI channel is created, but the very first episode links you to the murder of the old network executives, and you get sent to prison faster then you can set the VCR.

I wish Hotaru's Britneybots would all disappear in a flash of illogic.

richardson · #**330** 09-08-2005, 03:36 AM

They do, because the Illogic ended the whole universe.

I wish I had absolute certainty I was going to win the Etrekathon, with Yodck as my running mate... (What can I say, like him I do.... :roll: )

Opium · #**331** 09-08-2005, 10:19 AM

You don't win the eTrektion, as Morphine wins all the votes, but you do get a nice pie. :P

I wish that LOST was on more.

whoiam · #**332** 09-08-2005, 11:46 AM

Lost is on more, but in a staggering twist of irony, you can't ever find a tv to watch it on!

I wish I knew what a dsokdopach was...

Opium · #**333** 09-09-2005, 02:36 AM

You find out what it is, but like that Radiohead video "Just", you end up lying on the street unable to move while people bug you to tell them what it is.

I wish I was in that Radiohead video "Just".

Chancellor Valium · #**334** 09-09-2005, 08:14 AM

Yo do. But ONLY that. Nothing else.

I wish children with lightsabres would stop thinking themselves Jedi.....

whoiam · #**335** 09-09-2005, 09:43 AM

Chancellor Valium: They stop thinking of themselves as Jedi, and instead become lightsaber-weilding bandits who rob you blind repeatedly

Opium: You are, but you are also stuck lying on the street beside me (the ultimate horror - spending time with *me*:P)

(well, it looks like you are both replying to me - so I replied to you both)

I wish I had a copy of this site optomised for PDAs and Smartphones and suchlike...

Chancellor Valium · #**336** 09-10-2005, 10:19 AM

You do. Unfortunately, you no longer have a smartphone :P

I wish I knew where the Sith are striking from....

richardson · #**337** 09-10-2005, 08:40 PM

You do, but you end up becoming the guy the galaxy relys upon to save it from the evil, icky sith, AGAIN, and have to put up with about 10 dysfunctional psycopaths for about a year.

I wish I could erase the timelords so they'll stop chasing me around before we ALL (Yes, valium, your meddling is damaging the space-time continuum too. ) get in enough trouble to bring in Q, and his buddies.

whoiam · #**338** 09-10-2005, 08:55 PM

The timelords disappear... but then Q and his buddies have to step in anyway to cover for them.

I wish I knew what to wish for

richardson · #**339** 09-11-2005, 01:12 AM

You do, but the wish cannot be granted because you already used your wish, and you're haunted by it for the rest of your days, which last about 20 minutes until somebody messes around with time again and accidentally erases your family from the universe. Oops.

I wish I could convince (Formerly) Darth Revan to come back from the past with me and teach some sweet fighting moves to Yodck.

Chancellor Valium · #**340** 09-11-2005, 12:01 PM

You do, but Revan sees what a meddler you are, and instead kills you and your abomination :P

I wish richardson would stop his vain attempts to run away....
(no, my actions don't. Because us Time Lords can simply remanipulate stuff so you never existed...And the Q are irrelevant. You try and bring them in and I'll set Valentine Dyall wearing a dead bird on his head on you :P )